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Episode 7 "An Uncharmed Life"

Queen Beryl:
  >>  I'M EXTREMELY UNHAPPY, 
  JEDITE. 
  OUR ENERGY RESERVES ARE NOT 
  GROWING FAST ENOUGH. 
  IF I'M TO RELEASE THE 
  NEGAFORCE ON SCHEDULE, I 
  MUST HAVE THE SILVER 
  IMPERIUM CRYSTAL IN MY 
  POSSESSION. 
  IS OUR NEW PLAN READY TO BE 
  EXECUTED YET?
Jedite:
  >>  YES, QUEEN BERYL. 
  THE PLAN IS SET.
Queen Beryl:
  >>  EXCELLENT. 
  THAT IS JUST WHAT I WANTED 
  TO HEAR. 
  THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE THING 
  TO TAKE CARE OF; THAT PEST, 
  SAILOR MOON. 
  I WANT YOU TO GET RID OF HER 
  AND HER SAILOR FRIEND. 
  UNDERSTAND?
Jedite:
  >>  YES.
Queen Beryl:
  >>  GOOD. 
  THAT IS ALL. 
  (sirens approaching)
Serena:
  >>  HUH? 
  WHAT'S WITH ALL THE COPS? 
  HEY, AMY!
Amy:
  >>  HI, SERENA. 
  OH, LUNA, HOW ARE YOU?
Serena:
  >>  WANT TO GO TO THE 
  ARCADE?
Amy:
  >>  THANKS, BUT I CAN'T. 
  I'VE GOT TOO MUCH HOMEWORK.
Luna:
  >>  DON'T YOU HAVE SOME OF 
  THAT TOO?
Serena:
  >>  NOTHING THAT CAN'T WAIT. 
  >>  WHERE ARE THEY ALL 
  GOING?
Girls:
  >>  HEY, YOU GUYS! 
  >>  YOU GUYS WON'T BELIEVE 
  WHAT HAPPENED?
Serena:
  >>>
  WHAT?
Girls: 
  >>  ALL THOSE COPS ARE 
  HEADING TO THE SACRED TEMPLE 
  ON CHERRY HILL. 
  SUPPOSEDLY A BUS DISAPPEARED 
  NEAR THERE. 
  IT PICKED UP A BUNCH OF 
  PASSENGERS AND VANISHED INTO 
  THIN AIR. 
  AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD? 
  THE NEWS SAID THAT THIS 
  WASN'T THE FIRST TIME THAT 
  THIS HAS HAPPENED. 
  THE POLICE ARE TRYING TO 
  KEEP IT QUIET. 
  THEY'RE SCARED PEOPLE WILL 
  FREAK OUT.

  >>  THE SACRED TEMPLE'S 
  REALLY NICE.

  >>  I'VE NEVER BEEN.
Serena:
  >>  I'M NOT ABOUT TO START 
  GOING THERE NOW, NOT WITH 
  PEOPLE DISAPPEARING AND 
  STUFF. 
  I'LL STICK TO THE VIDEO 
  ARCADE, THANK YOU!
Girls:
  >>  GUYS, I HEARD YOU CAN 
  GET THESE GOOD LUCK CHARMS 
  REALLY CHEAP THERE, AND THEY 
  CAN BRING YOU GOOD LUCK!

  >>  EVEN ON GETTING 
  BOYFRIENDS, SERENA!
Serena:
  >>  FOR REAL? 
  LET'S GO!
Amy:
  >>  DO YOU THINK YOU COULD 
  PICK ONE UP FOR ME TOO?
Serena:
  >>  OH OH! 
  GOT A SECRET CRUSH, AMY?
Amy:
  >>  OH NO, NOT ME. 
  I'VE GOT TOO MUCH GOING ON. 
  I JUST WANT IT TO BRING ME 
  SOME GOOD LUCK ON THE EXTRA 
  CREDIT ESSAYS I WROTE.
Serena:
  >>  EXTRA CREDIT?

  >>  I'M GOING TO WEAR MINE 
  ALL THE TIME.

  >>  ME TOO.

  >>  I HOPE MY CHARM WORKS.
Jedite:
  >>  IT WILL WORK, ALL RIGHT; 
  ZAP THE ENERGY RIGHT OUT OF 
  THOSE VAPID, GIGGLING GIRLS!
Raye:
  >>  CLEANSING FLAME, PROVIDE 
  ME WITH YOUR GUIDANCE. 
  I FEEL A STRANGE FORCE 
  APPROACHING, AND I'M WORRIED 
  ABOUT GRAMPA.
Grampa:
  >>  LADIES, WELCOME TO THE 
  SACRED TEMPLE OF CHERRY 
  HILL. 
  WOULD YOU LIKE THE GUIDED 
  TOUR?
Girls: 
  >>  NO THANKS, WE HAVE TO 
  GET GOING. 
  WE HAVE TO CATCH THE NEXT 
  BUS.
Gramps:
  >>  I BET YOU'D RATHER GO 
  WITH JEDD, WOULDN'T YOU? 
  THAT'S OKAY, I'LL SEND YOU 
  ON YOUR WAY WITH A FEW EXTRA 
  GOOD WISHES TO GO WITH YOUR 
  NEW CHARMS.
  (yelling) 
  THAT WAS MY SUPER DUPER 
  WHAMMY BLESSING FOR PEACE 
  AND HAPPINESS AND GOOD 
  GRADES. 
  BUT OF COURSE, YOU'LL STILL 
  HAVE TO STUDY HARD. 
  WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING 
  ELSE?
Girls:
  >>  NO THANKS, THAT'S 
  PLENTY. 
  THANK YOU. 
  >>  WHAT A WEIRD GUY.
Grampa:
  >>  BYE BYE! 
  YOU'RE BACK ALREADY. 
  WANT MORE CHARMS, RIGHT? 
  YOU'LL MISS YOUR BUS. 
  BETTER GO.
Raye:
  >>  GRAMPA! 
  WHY WON'T YOU EVER WEAR YOUR 
  GLASSES?
Grampa:
  >>  BECAUSE I DON'T NEED 
  THEM.
Raye:
  >>  THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE 
  SAME GIRLS, GRAMPA. 
  AND YOU SAY YOU DON'T NEED 
  GLASSES.
Serena:
  >>  WOW, SHE'S REALLY 
  SOMETHING! 
  IT ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO 
  STUDY ABOUT TEMPLES AND 
  STUFF.
Jedite:
  >>  TIME TO ACTIVATE THOSE 
  GOOD LUCK CHARMS.
Raye:
  >>  SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TO 
  THOSE GIRLS. 
  I FEEL A STRANGE FORCE HERE, 
  AN EVIL FORCE! 
  I WON'T HAVE EVIL FORCES 
  NEAR OUR TEMPLE! 
  YOU MUST BE BANISHED! 
  (yelling) 
  SORRY! 
  I MUST HAVE MADE A MISTAKE. 
  HELP ME GET HER INSIDE.
"Jedd":
  >>  MISS RAYE, HERE ARE THE 
  BANDAGES YOU WANTED.
Raye:
  >>  THANKS. 
  JUST LEAVE THEM AT THE DOOR.
Jedd:
  >>  I'LL BE OUTSIDE IF YOU 
  NEED ME.

  >>  HIS VOICE SOUNDS 
  FAMILIAR.
Molly:
  >>  HE'S SO CUTE!
Serena:
  >>  WHERE?

  >>  THAT WAS A QUICK 
  RECOVERY.

  >>  WHO'S THAT HUNK?
Raye:
  >>  THAT WAS JEDD, HE'S OUR 
  NEW CARETAKER. 
  GRAMPA USED TO RUN 
  EVERYTHING AROUND HERE. 
  BUT HE ISN'T ABLE TO DO AS 
  MUCH ANY MORE. 
  I WISH I WERE FINISHED WITH 
  SCHOOL AND I COULD HELP OUT 
  MYSELF.

  >>  YOU SURE HAVE A MEAN 
  KICK, THOUGH, RAYE.
Raye:
  >>  SORRY ABOUT THAT. 
  YOU'RE SURE NOTHING IS 
  BROKEN?
Serena:
  >>  I DON'T THINK SO. 
  I FEEL OKAY.
Raye:
  >>  I MADE A MISTAKE. 
  SORRY. 
  I GET VISIONS. 
  USUALLY I'M RIGHT ON, BUT 
  THIS TIME I WAS WAY OFF.

  >>> 
  YOU CAN PREDICT STUFF? 
  NO WAY!
Luna:
  >>  I'M GETTING A STRONG 
  FEELING ABOUT THIS GIRL.
Woman:
  >>  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH 
  MY DAUGHTER?
Raye:
  >>  WHAT?
Woman:
  >>  SHE WAS COMING UP HERE 
  TO BUY SOME GOOD LUCK CHARMS 
  AND SHE HASN'T COME HOME. 
  SHE WAS TAKING THE BUS AND I 
  HEAR THE BUS DISAPPEARED. 
  I WANT TO KNOW WHERE MY 
  DAUGHTER IS!
Raye:
  >>  I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T 
  KNOW. 
  WE GET TONS OF PEOPLE UP 
  HERE EVERY DAY. 
  WE CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR 
  MAKING SURE THEY CATCH THE 
  BUS HOME. 
  WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO THE 
  POLICE. 
  THEY'VE BEEN ALL OVER OUR 
  TEMPLE LOOKING FOR THESE 
  MISSING BUSES.
Woman:
  >>  YOU IMPERTINENT LITTLE...
Raye:
  >>  I'M ASKING YOU NICELY, 
  PLEASE LEAVE.
Luna:
  >>  SERENA, I'M GETTING 
  REALLY STRANGE VIBRATIONS 
  AROUND HERE. 
  I THINK YOU'D BETTER GO GET 
  AMY TO HELP US.
Serena:
  >>  BUT I WANT TO GET A 
  CHARM.
Luna:
  >>  THIS IS NO TIME TO THINK 
  ABOUT CHARMS, WHEN THE 
  NEGAVERSE MIGHT BE INVOLVED.
Serena:
  >>  RELAX!

  >>  THIS IS WHERE THE BUS 
  DISAPPEARED. 
  LOOK FOR ANYTHING FISHY.

  >>  HEY, NO CUTS.
Amy:
  >>  WOW!
  LOOK AT ALL THOSE PEOPLE!
Serena:
  >>  AND THEY'VE ALL GOT GOOD 
  LUCK CHARMS FROM THE TEMPLE.
Amy:
  >>  LOOK AT THEM! 
  THEY ALL LOOK SO OUT OF IT.
Serena:
  >>  I WANT THE SAME CHARM 
  THEY ALL GOT.
Amy:
  >>  SERENA, NO OFFENCE, BUT 
  YOU'RE ALREADY NATURALLY OUT 
  OF IT.
Serena:
  >>  AMY, I'M NOT OUT OF IT, 
  I'M DAY DREAMING. 
  THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.

  >>  YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK 
  LIKE? 
  A SILLY, LOVESICK FROG 
  THAT'S JUST WAITING FOR SOME 
  BUG TO FLY IN IT'S MOUTH! 
  THERE IT IS! 
  THAT'S THE SAME NUMBER AS 
  THE ONE THAT'S DISAPPEARED. 
  >>  TRY TO GET A GOOD LOOK 
  AT THE DRIVER. 
  >>  RIGHT! 
  >>  SERENA, IT'S TIME TO GO. 
  >>  NO WAY! 
  >>  DON'T BE CHICKEN. 
  HURRY UP. 
  >>  SHE'S TOO SCARY. 
  I DON'T WANT TO! 
  >>  DON'T YOU WANT TO FIND 
  OUT IF THERE REALLY IS 
  SOMETHING TO THESE 
  DISAPPEARANCES? 
  >>  NO! 
  >>  SO MUCH FOR THAT. 
  >>  SERENA, WHY ARE YOU SUCH 
  A WIMP? 
  >>  I'M NOT! 
  >>  WE SHOULD MEASURE THAT 
  SOUND ON THE DECIBEL SCALE 
  SOME DAY. 
  >>  NO KIDDING. 
  ARE YOU SEEING WHAT I'M 
  SEEING? 
  THE BUS IS DISAPPEARING! 
  >>  NO WAY! 
  >>  YOU GUYS SAW THAT, 
  RIGHT? 
  THE BUS DISAPPEARED! 
  IT JUST VANISHED INTO THIN 
  AIR, RIGHT THROUGH THAT 
  BLACK HOLE. 
 
  . 
  HE'S IN LOVE. 
  IN LOV 
  I HOPE MONSTER KNOWS 
  WHAT'S B

  >>  JEDITE'S PLAN WAS A REAL 
  MASTERPIECE. 
  QUEEN BERYL SHOULD BE 
  PLEASED WHEN I ARRIVE WITH 
  ALL THESE HUMANS FULL OF 
  WASTED LOVE ENERGY. 
  YES!
Serena:
  >>  RAYE! 
  I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
Raye:
  >>  SERENA, WHAT'S WRONG? 
  WHAT IS IT?
Serena:
  >>  THOSE RUMOURS ABOUT THE 
  TEMPLE BUS DISAPPEARING ARE 
  ALL TRUE.
Raye:
  >>  WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL 
  IT THE TEMPLE BUS? 
  IT'S NOT OURS.
Serena:
  >>  HUH?
Raye:
  >>  AND GRAMPA DOESN'T HAVE 
  ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE BUS 
  EITHER.
Serena:
  >>  I DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD 
  ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 
  WE JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT 
  KNOW SOMETHING.
Raye:
  >>  WHY WOULD I?
Serena:
  >>  BECAUSE ALL THE GIRLS 
  WHO GOT ON THE BUS HAD THOSE 
  GOOD LUCK CHARMS, THE ONES 
  YOU GUYS SELL HERE.
Raye:
  >>  THAT'S JEDD'S STUPID 
  IDEA.
Serena:
  >>  I GUESS WE WERE WRONG. 
  LET'S GO, LUNA.
Raye:
  >>  AND DON'T BOTHER COMING 
  BACK. 
  >>  WHAT'S THIS? 
  WHAT A STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL 
  STICK.

  >>  SO YOU WANT TO BUY A 
  GOOD LUCK CHARM TOO?

  >>  ACTUALLY, BETTER GIVE ME 
  TWO.
Raye:
  >>  NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT 
  IT, THINGS HAVE BEEN PRETTY 
  WEIRD SINCE JEDD CAME 
  AROUND. 
  I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHAT'S 
  GOING ON. 
  GUIDE ME TO FIND OUT WHAT 
  STRANGE FORCES ENTERED HERE.
Jedd:
  >>  MISS RAYE?
Raye:
  >>  WHAT DO YOU WANT? 
  I'M BUSY.
Jedd:
  >>  I'M MAKING SOME TEA. 
  WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?
Raye:
  >>  NO THANKS, NOT RIGHT 
  NOW.
Jedd:
  >>  VERY WELL.
Raye:
  >>  I DON'T TRUST THAT GUY 
  AT ALL. 
  HIS EYES ARE SO COLD AND 
  NOTHING'S BEEN QUITE RIGHT 
  SINCE HE CAME HERE.
Serena:
  >>  DO WE HAVE TO COME HERE 
  EVERY DAY.
Luna:
  >>  ONLY UNTIL WE GET TO THE 
  BOTTOM OF ALL THIS.
Serena:
  >>  WHAT GOOD WILL IT DO 
  JUST SITTING AROUND?
Luna:
  >>  WE WON'T SIT AROUND. 
  WE'LL GET ON THAT BUS AND 
  SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
Serena:
  >>  YOU CAN GET ON, LUNA. 
  I WON'T.
Luna:
  >>  IT'S YOUR DUTY.
Serena:
  >>  THIS IS SUCH A STUPID 
  WASTE OF TIME. 
  I SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING MY 
  HOMEWORK.
Luna:
  >>  TOO LATE, HERE COMES THE 
  66.
Serena:
  >>  I DON'T WANT TO GO!
Luna:
  >>  THIS TIME WE'RE NOT 
  GOING TO MISS IT. 
  LET'S GET IN LINE. 
  NOW!
Serena:
  >>  NO WAY, LUNA! 
  I'M NOT GOING!
Luna:
  >>  SERENA, COME ON!
Serena:
  >>  NO! 
  I DON'T WANT TO GO! 
  AT LEAST LET ME HAVE A 
  DISGUISE!
Luna:
  >>  SERENA, YOU GOOF BALL!
Serena:
  >>  DISGUISE POWER! 
  TURN ME INTO A FLIGHT 
  ATTENDANT OR SOMETHING! 
  >>  DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK 
  OFFICIAL, OR WHAT?
Luna:
  >>  TOO BAD IT'S NOT AN 
  AIRPLANE.
Serena: 
  >>  COME ON! 
  IT'S ... 
  >>  THEY'RE UNCONSCIOUS!
  >>  DRIVER, YOU'RE GOING TO 
  HAVE TO PULL OVER, BECAUSE 
  THIS BUS IS UNDER ARREST FOR 
  MAKING TOTALLY BOGUS RUNS. 
  I SAID STOP!
Raye:
  >>  OH NO! 
  THEY'RE GONE! 
  >>  ANOTHER BUS HAS 
  DISAPPEARED. 
  I MUST FIND OUT WHO'S BEHIND 
  THIS. 
  JEDD! 
  YOUR LITTLE GAME IS OVER! 
  YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEHIND 
  THE BUSES DISAPPEARING. 
  ADMIT IT! 
  YOU'RE GUILTY!
"Jedd":
  >>  I'M GUILTY AND YOU CAN'T 
  DO A THING. 
Serena:
  >>  WHERE ARE WE? 
Luna:
  >>  LOWER THE DECIBELS, 
  WOULD YOU? 
Serena:
  >>  I LIKE THE DECIBELS 
  WHERE THEY ARE! 
  THE DRIVER'S TURNING INTO A 
  MONSTER! 
Luna:
  >>  YOU'VE GOT TO BECOME 
  SAILOR MOON NOW! 
Serena:
  >>  ALL RIGHT, JUST ONE MORE 
  ... OKAY! 
  I'M READY! 
Luna:
  >>  SEE? 
  YOU CAN BE BRAVE WHEN YOU 
  PUT YOUR MIND TO IT!
Serena:
  >>  MOON PRISM POWER!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  I AM SAILOR MOON!
Monster:
  >>  OH. 
  SO YOU THINK YOU'RE A TOUGH 
  COOKIE TOO, EH?
Luna:
  >>  THE SIGN OF MARS!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  I AM THE CHAMPION OF 
  JUSTICE AND ON BEHALF OF THE 
  MOON I WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND 
  TRIUMPH OVER EVIL! 
  AND THAT MEANS YOU. 
  MOON TIARA MAGIC!
Monster:
  >>  YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT 
  ME WITH THIS TOY?
Sailor Moon:
  >>  TIARA! 
  TRAP HER!

  >>  RAYE, ARE YOU GOING TO BE 
  OKAY?
Luna:
  >>  DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT 
  STICK I LEFT YOU?
Raye:
  >>  HOW COME YOU KNOW HOW TO 
  TALK?
Luna:
  >>  NO TIME. 
  I'LL EXPLAIN IT LATER. 
  BUT NOW WE NEED THAT STICK 
  IF YOU HAVE IT. 
  THAT'S YOUR OWN SPECIAL 
  POWER STICK. 
  HOLD IT UP AND SHOUT "MARS 
  POWER!"
Raye:
  >>  I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF 
  THAT MONSTER! 
  MARS POWER!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  WOW! 
  RAYE IS SAILOR SCOUT TOO?
Sailor Mars:
  YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE WRONG 
  PEOPLE YOU UGLY SLIME FACE! 
  MARS FIRE IGNITE!

  >>  PAY!

  >>  WHAT'S WRONG?

  >>  THE BLACK HOLE WE CAME 
  THROUGH IS CLOSING. 
  WE HAVE TO GET OUT OR WE'LL 
  BE STUCK HERE FOREVER.

  >>  DO YOU KNOW HOW?

  >>  NO!

  >>  IT'S CLOSING UP!
Sailor Mercury:
  >>  PLEASE GET MY FRIENDS 
  BACK SAFELY! 
  IN THE NAME OF MERCURY, 
  PLEASE!

  >>  LOOK! 
  SOMETHING'S COMING THROUGH.

  >>  IT'S GOT TO BE MERCURY.

  >>  SHE'S USING HER POWER TO 
  KEEP THE BLACK HOLE FROM 
  CLOSING, TO SAVE US.

  >>  WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

  >>  RUN TOWARDS THE BEAM OF 
  LIGHT, IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE.
Tuxedo Mask:
  >>  HEY THERE, SAILOR 
  LADIES! 
  GOING MY WAY? 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  TUXEDO MASK!
  YOU'RE JUST IN TIME!
Sailor Mars:
  >>  DO YOU LIKE THIS GUY, OR 
  WHAT?

  LOOK! 
  HE'S SAVING ALL THE OTHER 
  GIRLS.

  >>  LET'S HITCH A RIDE.

  >>  IT'S AMY!
Jedite:
  >>  THE SAILOR SCOUTS HAVE 
  SPOILED MY PLANS AGAIN AND 
  NOW THERE'S ONE MORE IN THE 
  GROUP. 
  NO MATTER. 
  I'LL GET THEM ALL NEXT TIME.
Sailor Moon:
  >>  YOU DID IT! 
  >>  YOU SAVED US!
Sailor Mercury:
  >>  I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALL 
  RIGHT.

  >>  I'D BETTER GET HOME.

  >>  WHERE'S TUXEDO MASK?
Sailor Moon:
  >>  I SAW THE WAY YOU LOOKED 
  AT HIM.
Sailor Mars:
  >>  COOL YOUR JETS, I JUST 
  WANTED TO SEE WHO SAVED US 
  AND THANK HIM. 
  YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPAZ OUT 
  ON ME; HE'S YOURS. 
  BUT REALLY, IF HE LIKED YOU 
  SO MUCH THEN WHY DIDN'T HE 
  STICK AROUND?
Sailor Moon:
  >>  WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IF"? 
  HE LIKES ME! 
  I KNOW HE DOES! 
  (cries)

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