Sailor Moon (North American TV Version) Closed Captioning Transcript Episode 6 "Time Bomb" [incomplete transcript] Opening Song: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR SAILOR VENUS SAILOR MERCURY SAILOR MARS SAILOR JUPITER YOU CAN SEE THE POWERS ARE SO NEW TO HER SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT WHEN THE SAILORS GET TO HELP FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE IS THE ONE SAILOR MOON! Queen Beryl: >> GOOD WORK, JEDITE. NOW WE HAVE SAILOR MERCURY TO CONTEND WITH. Jedite: >> YES, MAJESTY. Beryl: >> LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO STEP UP OUR EFFORTS, WE WILL HAVE TO GATHER MORE ENERGY TO FEND OFF THOSE SAILOR SCOUTS. Jedite: >> I'VE GOT A PLAN THAT SHOULD BRING YOU ALL THE ENERGY YOU'LL EVER NEED. Beryl: >> GO ON. Jedite: >> HUMAN'S EXPEND HUGE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY WHEN THEY'RE UNDER STRESS OR PRESSED FOR TIME. SO, MY IDEA IS TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS AND DOUBLE THEIR ENERGY OUTPUT. WE'VE ALREADY GOT EVERYTHING IN PLACE. WE'RE READY TO GO, QUEEN BERYL. Beryl: >> EXCELLENT. PROCEED IMMEDIATELY. Jedite: >> RIGHT. Serena: >> TODAY, MY NEW FRIEND AMY AND I DECIDED TO LET LOOSE AND DO SOME SERIOUS MALL TROLLING. Amy: >> DO I LOOK GOOD IN THIS COLOUR? Serena: >> OF COURSE, DARLING. Serena & Amy: >>> WE BOTH LOOK SIMPLY MARVELLOUS. Serena: >> WE HAD SO MUCH FUN. WE WENT IN EVERY STORE, EVEN A BOOK SHOP - AT AMY'S INSISTENCE. Serena: >> I GOT MY COMIC BOOKS, HOW ABOUT YOU? Amy: >> I COULD STAY HERE FOREVER. Serena: >> WHAT'S THAT BIG OLD BOOK YOU'VE GOT THERE? Amy: >> ADVANCED PHYSICS, HERE, LOOK. Serena: >> I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS STUFF. Amy: >> SERENA'S GOING TO ROT HER BRAINS ON THESE COMICS. Serena: >> WOW, CHECK OUT THE MOB AT THE CLOCK STORE. LET'S GO SEE, MY ALARM CLOCK'S BROKEN. Amy: >> SO I HEARD. THE FIRST THING THEY TOLD ME AT SCHOOL IS THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE. Serena: >> ACTUALLY, I USUALLY MAKE IT BY THE BELL. THEY'RE EXAGGERATING. BUT A NEW ALARM CLOCK WOULD HELP. Amy: >> I'M TIRED. I'M NOT AN EXPERIENCED MALL TROLLER LIKE YOU. Serena: >> AH, COME ON, AMY, JUST THIS ONE LAST STORE. WE'LL REST AFTER THAT, OKAY, I PROMISE. Saleswoman: >> COME ON IN, LADIES. PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO LOOK AROUND. Serena: >> WOW, THEY'RE GORGEOUS. Amy: >> YES, BUT THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE. Serena: >> YEAH, SOME DAY WHEN I'M RICH I'LL GET MYSELF ONE OF THOSE. (alarm) Serena: >> THAT'S SO CUTE. Serena: >> THAT LOOKS LIKE LUNA. Serena: >> IT WOULD BE GREAT IN MY ROOM. I'M GOING TO ASK HER HOW MUCH IT IS. Saleswoman: >> IT'S QUITE AFFORDABLE. FOR YOU, IT'S 90% OFF. Serena: >> I THINK I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SWING THAT. HUH? OH NO, I FORGOT I SPENT MOST OF MY CASH AT THE VIDEO ARCADE. NOW I CAN'T WAKE UP ON TIME, I'M GOING TO KEEP ON BEING LATE. Amy: >> HOW ABOUT I COME AND GET YOU ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL, SERENA, THEN YOU WON'T BE LATE. Serena: >> THANK YOU. YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Serena: >> HI, EVERYONE. Serena's Mom: >> HEY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE FINALLY HOME. I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. Serena: >> WOW, WHAT IS IT? CAN I SEE? Mom: >> I SAW THIS AT THE MALL TODAY AND I JUST KNEW IT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU. Serena: >> WHAT COULD IT BE, A NEW BLOUSE, A DRESS, OR MAYBE SHOES? Mom: >> NO, SERENA. HOPEFULLY, IT'S GOING TO HELP YOU DO BETTER GETTING YOURSELF TO SCHOOL ON TIME. Serena: >> OH, WOW. THIS IS THE CLOCK I WANTED TO BUY. Mom: >> I GOT YOUR DAD ONE, TOO, GET HIM TO WORK ON TIME. Serena: >> THANKS, MOM. Mom: >> I WONDER HOW LUNA WILL LIKE IT. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HER. Luna: >> I DON'T SEE IT AT ALL. THERE'S NO RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN ME AND THAT STUPID THING. DOES IT EVEN WORK? Serena: >> SURE, IT WORKS. AND IT'S EVEN GOT A SNOOZE ALARM SO I CAN SLEEP A LITTLE LONGER. Luna: >> DID YOU CHECK OUT ITS EYES? THEY HAVE A REALLY EVIL LOOK TO THEM. Serena: >> YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. GOODNIGHT, LUNA. Luna: >> ME? JEALOUS OF THAT PLASTIC CROSS-EYED THING? I AM TOTALLY INSULTED. (clock ticking) Luna: >> WHAT'S THAT WEIRD LIGHT? THAT STUPID CLOCK, I KNEW IT, IN THE MORNING IT HAS TO GO. (doorbell) Mom: >> COMING. AMY, HELLO. Amy: >> HI, I'M HERE TO PICK UP SERENA. Mom: >> SHE'S ALREADY GONE TO SCHOOL. Amy: >> SHE HAS? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TOGETHER. Mom: >> WELL, I KNOW IT'S NOT LIKE SERENA, BUT SHE WANTED TO GET AN EARLY START. SHE LEFT OVER AN HOUR AGO, ACTUALLY. Serena's Dad: >> BYE, GOTTA GO, I WANT TO GET AHEAD OF MY PROJECT. Mom: >> HAVE A NICE DAY, DARLING. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, AMY, I HAVE WORK TO DO, LOTS OF WORK, CLEANING, IRONING, VACUUMING - BYE! Amy: >> THE WHOLE FAMILY'S WACKO. Serena: >> MISS H., CAN WE START YET? Ms Haruna: >> WE'D BETTER WAIT A FEW MORE MINUTES. Molly: >> I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR DANCE CLASS IF WE DON'T GET STARTED! Serena: >> I'M GOING TO RUN OUT OF MUNCHIES BEFORE DINNER! Melvin: >> I'LL MISS MY SNAIL WATCHING CLUB, AND I'M THE ONLY MEMBER! Ms Haruna: >> THAT'S ENOUGH. SIT DOWN. WE'RE ALL BUSY PEOPLE, BUT I'M IN CHARGE, REMEMBER, NO ONE'S LEAVING HERE WITHOUT MY SAY SO. NOW, SINCE I'VE GOT FOUR DINNER DATES TONIGHT, I'VE DECIDED TO CANCEL THE REST OF YOUR CLASSES. LET'S HIT THE ROAD. Serena: >> I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW RUDE SOME PEOPLE ARE. HERE WE ARE WAITING AND WAITING. Melvin: >> HEY, I'VE GOT A BRILLIANT IDEA. ONE OF YOU SHOULD HURRY UP AND SAY YOU'LL GO STEADY WITH ME FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. Serena & Molly: >>> GET A LIFE, MELVIN! Melvin: >> HUH? Molly: >> MELVIN, WHO'S GOT TIME TO WASTE ON BOYFRIENDS ANY MORE? Serena: >> LET'S GO, WE'RE WASTING TIME. All: >>> YEAH! Amy: >> WHAT'S GOING ON? EVERYONE IS MOVING SO FAST. Luna: >> AMY. Amy: >> HUH? Luna: >> I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOING ON. IT COULD BE THE NEGAVERSE. Amy: >> HEY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT ALARM CLOCK? Luna: >> IT'S SERENA'S. HER MOM BOUGHT IT FOR HER. THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT IT, TOO. Amy: >> IF WE FIND ANYTHING HOW WILL WE KNOW WHAT IT IS, LUNA? Luna: >> HOLD ON A SECOND. Amy: >> HEY, WHAT IS THIS? Luna: >> A MINI DATA COMPUTER. YOU COULD USE IT TO ANALYZE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. IT'S EVEN GOT THE SIGN OF MERCURY ON IT, SEE. Amy: >> ARE YOU SURE? SAILOR MOON MIGHT NEED IT. Luna: >> ARE YOU KIDDING, AMY, SHE'S STILL WORKING ON HER TIARA THROW. YOU REALLY THINK SHE NEEDS A COMPUTER? Amy: >> THANKS. HOW DOES IT WORK? Luna: >> JUST POINT IT AT THE ALARM CLOCK. Amy: >> OKAY, HERE IT GOES. Luna: >> BE CAREFUL THOUGH. Amy: >> WOW, WHAT WAS THAT LIGHT? Luna: >> I KNEW SOMETHING WAS IN THIS CLOCK. Amy: >> WHAT WAS IT? Luna: >> I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS TOO FAST FOR THE COMPUTER, BUT SOMEHOW IT'S AFFECTING TIME. HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW EVERYONE'S IN A RUSH TODAY. I MEAN, EVEN SARINA GOT UP EARLY, TWO HOURS EARLY. Angry Motorist: >> SOMEONE HELP, I'VE BEEN INJURED, I NEED HELP RIGHT AWAY! Angry Motorist B: >> LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! >> I CAN'T WAIT AROUND HERE FOREVER! >> NOW I'M LATE! >> THIS IS YOUR FAULT! Jedite: >> (evil laughter) I KNEW SPEEDING UP TIME WOULD PAY OFF BIG. IT WON'T BE LONG NOW, WE'LL HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO RELEASE THE NEGAVERSE. Monster of the Day (Ranoir): >> THIS CLOCK WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA. WE'LL ABSORB INFINITE AMOUNTS OF ENERGY FROM ALL THOSE PANICKY HUMANS. JEDITE SHOULD BE PLEASED. Jedite: >> OH, I'M VERY PLEASED, RANOIR, MANY HUMANS ARE ALREADY UNDER YOUR SPELL. QUEEN BERYL WILL BE IMPRESSED. Ranoir: >> I'M HAPPY TO SERVE HER MAJESTY, AND YOU TOO, JEDITE. Jedite: >> SO IT WOULD SEEM. AND REMEMBER, THOSE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE STILL OUT THERE. WE'VE GOT TO STAY ON OUR GUARD. Ranoir: >> I'LL TAKE CARE OF THOSE BRATS. Bus Passenger: >> WOULD YOU MOVE IT ALREADY, I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO! Bus Driver: >> WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE THROUGH THE OTHER CARS, YOU MORON! Serena: >> WOULD YOU STOP FIGHTING AND GET TO MY HOUSE ALREADY. AH! Driver: >> ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW? Driver: >> GET OUT OF MY WAY! Bystander: >> HE'S MAKING GOOD TIME. Passenger: >> EXCUSE ME, DRIVER, BUT I WANT TO GET OFF HERE. Driver: >> JUST TAKE A SEAT, LADY, I'LL STOP MY BUS WHENEVER I'M GOOD AND READY, ALRIGHT! (all screaming) Amy: >> STILL NO LUCK. SERENA'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. Luna: >> I SUPPOSE WE COULD GO CHECK OUT THE VIDEO ARCADE AGAIN. Amy: >> OR WE COULD GO CHECK OUT THAT CLOCK STORE TOGETHER. Luna: >> I THINK WE'D BETTER WAIT UNTIL WE FIND SERENA, IT WOULD BE SAFER. Passenger: >> YOU'RE A TOTAL MANIAC! Passenger: >> I MISSED MY TRANSFER! Passenger: >> MENACE! Serena: >> YOU'RE THE WORST DRIVER I'VE EVER SEEN! I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU AS SOON AS I'M HOME! Amy: >> SERENA. Serena: >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? Serena: >> LOOK AT THAT, THEIR CLOCKS AREN'T EVEN AT THE SAME TIME. Luna: >> NEVER MIND THAT. WE CAN'T GO BARGING IN THERE WITHOUT SOME KIND OF PLAN. Serena: >> BUT WE KNOW SOMETHING'S UP IN THERE, SO LET'S JUST GO RIGHT IN AND RAID THE PLACE, I WANT TO GET THIS OVER WITH. Luna: >> WHAT'S WITH YOU? USUALLY WE HAVE TO BEG AND PLEAD TO GET YOU TO COME WITH US. Serena: >> YEAH, WELL, TODAY I'M ALREADY MAJORLY BEHIND SCHEDULE. I STILL HAVE TO DO ALL MY HOMEWORK, HAVE MY FAVOURITE SNACK, GO TO THE ARCADE, READ MY COMIC BOOKS. AH! LOOK AT THE TIME! Luna: >> RELAX, SERENA, JUST CALM DOWN, ALRIGHT. JUST GIVE US A LITTLE TIME TO THINK OF A WAY TO GET IN THERE. HAVE YOU GOT ANY IDEAS? Amy: >> I BET THEY'VE GOT SOMEBODY GUARDING THE DOORS. WE COULD TRY CRAWLING IN THROUGH THE HEAT VENTS. Serena: >> ARG! YOU GUYS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY! WE'RE GOING IN THE FRONT DOOR NOW! Luna: >> SHE'S SERIOUS. Serena: >> MOON PRISM POWER! Sailor Moon: >> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, AMY, TRANSFORM, WE'VE GOT TO BUST SOME BAD GUYS. Amy: >> YES, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? I'M TIRED OF PLANNING EVERYTHING. Luna: >> I THINK OUR DISCIPLINE NEEDS SOME WORK. Amy: >> MERCURY POWER! Sailor Moon: >> CHARGE! Luna: >> WAIT! Sailor Moon: >> MOON, TIARA! Luna: >> BARGING IN IS NOT MY THING. Sailor Mercury: >> LOOK, THERE'S THE DOOR. Ranoir: >> WELCOME BACK. Sailor Moon: >> TIME'S UP FOR YOU AND YOUR CLOCKS, LADY. THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE HERE. I AM SAILOR MOON. Mercury: >> AND I AM SAILOR MERCURY. Sailor Moon & Mercury: >>> WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF JUSTICE. Ranoir: >> OH, PLEASE, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU SCARE ME, NOSY PIPSQUEAKS. Sailor Moon: >> SURRENDER WHILE YOU CAN, AND MAKE IT QUICK, OKAY, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT ANY TIME. ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH OVER EVIL, AND THAT MEANS YOU. Ranoir: >> WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. I DON'T THINK YOU SAILOR GIRLS CAN HALT THE HANDS OF NEGATIME. ADVANCE TO THE HOUR OF MIDNIGHT. FOLLOW ME, GIRLS, IF YOU DARE. Sailor Moon: >> READY, MERCURY? Mercury: >> YES, LET'S CLEAN HER CLOCK. Luna: >> I JUST HOPE THEY REMEMBER EVERYTHING I'VE TAUGHT THEM. Sailor Moon: >> LET'S SPLIT UP, OKAY. HURRY. Mercury: >> NO WAY, SAILOR MOON, WE CAN'T JUST RUSH INTO THIS PLACE, WE'LL GET LOST. Sailor Moon: >> BUT THERE'S NO TIME. COME OUT HERE, YOU COWARD, WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO CHASE YOU ALL OVER THE PLACE! Ranoir: >> I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHERE TO FIND ME, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH. Sailor Moon: >> FORGET IT, I'LL JUST FOLLOW YOUR VOICE. Mercury: >> SAILOR MOON, WAIT, IT COULD BE A TRAP, WAIT! Mercury: >> I'LL USE MY V.R. VISOR. Sailor Moon: JUST KEEP UP. WHERE COULD SHE BE? Mercury: >> I'M GETTING READINGS OVER THERE. Mercury: >> DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD GO BACK AND LET LUNA IN? Sailor Moon: >> NO. FOR ONCE I WANT TO SHOW HER I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. Mercury: >> OKAY. Mercury: >> LET'S ANALYZE THIS THING. Sailor Moon: >> HEY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? Mercury: >> LUNA GAVE IT TO ME. IT'S MY DATA COMPUTER. Sailor Moon: I'LL LOOK AROUND WHILE YOU MESS WITH IT. Ranoir: >> SO YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN UP YET, EH. Sailor Moon: >> OF COURSE NOT, I'M SAILOR MOON... Mercury: >> SHE'S SHRINKING! --------------------------- --------------------------- Sailor Moon: YAH! UH, UH, I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS, MERCURY! Ranoir: >> AS I SAID, YOU CAN'T HALT THE HANDS OF NEGATIME. IT'S SAPPED YOUR MOST VITAL ENERGY, AND NOW YOU'RE HELPLESS. Mercury: >> WE'RE IN TROUBLE. Sailor Moon: >> HELP! Mercury: >> TRY TO GET UP. Ranoir: >> SHE CAN'T. Mercury: >> AAH! I CANNOT MOVE EITHER! I WISH LUNA WERE HERE. Ranoir: >> I FROZEN TIME JUST FOR YOU GIRLS, NOW I JUST NEED TO DECIDE WHICH OF YOU WILL BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET ZAPPED FIRST. Sailor Moon & Mercury: >>> AAH! Sailor Moon: >> STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIEND! Ranoir: >> I GUESS YOU'LL BE FIRST. Sailor Moon: >> THE SPELL'S WEARING OFF. Ranoir: >> THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. Mercury: >> HEY, I CAN MOVE AGAIN. MERCURY POWER! Ranoir: >> WHERE DID THEY GO? Mercury: >> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, Sailor Moon: EXCEPT I CAN'T SEE WHERE SHE IS. Mercury: >> RIGHT OVER THERE. JUST AIM FOR THE TWO DOTS. Sailor Moon: >> GOT IT. Sailor Moon: >> MOON, TIARA! Luna: >> YOU DID IT. ARE YOU GIRLS ALL RIGHT? Serena & Amy: >>> YEAH. Serena: >> I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER ALARM CLOCK. YOU KNOW, I MIGHT EVEN GIVE UP SHOPPING. Molly: >> YOU GUYS, SERENA, YOU GOT TO HURRY, THE SHOE STORE'S HAVING A HUMUNGOUS SALE. Serena: >> I LOVE SHOES. Molly: >> IT'S TWO FOR ONE. COME ON. Serena: >> AAH! Luna: >> OH, WELL, I KNEW IT WOULD NEVER LAST. SERENA IS SERENA. Amy: >> YES, THAT'S FOR SURE. Serena: >> AAH! This file was generated from Closed Captioning data which is NOT identical to the actual TV dialouge. Closed Captioning of Sailor Moon was supported by YTV Canada. This transcript is for non-profit personal use only. Closed Caption capturing by Castle in the Sky http://www.geocities.com/~castleinthesky Edited by David Niessen, March 24 2000