Sailor Moon (North American TV Version) Closed Captioning Transcript Episode 5 "Computer School Blues" Jedite: >> YOU WILL BE PLEASED, MY QUEEN. I HAVE EXCELLENT NEWS ABOUT OUR MISSION. Queen Beryl: >> YOUR LAST FEW ATTEMPTS FAILED ABYSMALLY, JEDITE, BUT GIVE ME YOUR REPORT. PERHAPS YOU CAN REDEEM YOURSELF. Jedite: >> I DISCOVERED A NEW ENERGY SOURCE THAT IS SURE TO BE MOST REWARDING. MANY YOUNG HUMANS LUST AFTER SCHOLASTIC ACHIEVEMENT AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO SUCCEED, EXPANDING ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF VALUABLE ENERGY. Beryl: >> IT SOUNDS PROMISING. HOW DO YOU PLAN TO GATHER THIS ENERGY? Jedite: >> BY SOMETHING THE HUMANS CALL A COMPUTER. WE SHALL TURN THEIR OWN DEVICE AGAINST THEM. Beryl: >> CARRY ON. >> I WON'T FAIL YOU, MY QUEEN. Serena: (laughter) Serena's Mom: >> SERENA, PLEASE, YOU'RE A GIRL, NOT A HYENA. Serena: >> SORRY, BUT YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT. IT'S SO FUNNY. Mom: >> WHY AREN'T YOU STUDYING? DON'T YOU HAVE A TEST TOMORROW? Serena: >> IT'S NO BIG DEAL, MOM. IT'S NOT UNTIL TOMORROW AFTERNOON. RELAX. Mom: >> STOP RIGHT THERE. YOUR FATHER AND I ARE AFRAID YOU'LL FLUNK SCHOOL. I HAVE TO KNOW. WHERE DID WE GO WRONG? (sobbing) Serena: >> MOM, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME AS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG. THERE'S MUCH MORE PRESSURE. I NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THAT TERRIBLE TENSION. COMIC BOOKS ARE MY ONLY MEANS OF SURVIVAL. Mom: >> OH, SERENA, I FIND THIS ALL TOO FAMILIAR. THAT'S THE SAME TIRED EXCUSE I USED ON MY PARENTS. Luna: >> STOP CHEWING ON YOUR PENCIL. IT'S BAD FOR YOUR TEETH. Serena: >> IT HELPS ME STUDY. Luna: >> IS THAT YOUR MATH HOMEWORK? Serena: >> UH-HUH, BUT THESE PROBLEMS ARE REALLY HARD. Luna: >> MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU FIGURE THEM OUT. LET ME TAKE A LOOK. Serena: >> NO. Luna: >> COMIC BOOKS AGAIN! SERENA, THERE'S A WISE PROVERB FROM LONG AGO THAT GOES LIKE THIS. YOU SHALL REAP WHAT YOU SOW. Serena: >> I HATE SEWING. Luna: >> NOT THAT KIND OF SEWING. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT OFF DOING YOUR HOMEWORK, AND EVERYTHING ELSE IMPORTANT? Serena: >> WHY DO HOMEWORK AT ALL? IF MY DESTINY IS BEING A SAILOR SCOUT, LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING... Luna: >> SAILOR SCOUTS NEED TO STUDY. YOU NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE WORLD. Serena: >> BUT SCHOOL IS SO HARD. Luna: >> THE HARD PART MAKES YOU STRONG. JUST DO IT. Video Game: >> WELCOME TO SAILOR V'S VIDEO CHALLENGE. TOUCH THE SCREEN IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE. Luna: >> THIS IS LUNA. I'M CHECKING IN FOR MY NEW INSTRUCTIONS. Game: >> GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD FOR VOICE CHECK. Luna: >> I LOVE TUNA FISH AND FIELD MOUSE PUDDING. Game: >> VOICE CHECK COMPLETE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO REPORT, LUNA? Luna: >> SOMETIMES I FEEL SERENA WILL NEVER LIVE UP TO HER DESTINY. Game: >> YOU MUST TEACH HER. BE PATIENT. Luna: >> RIGHT. Game: >> KEY IN YOUR ACCESS CODE. WE HAVE NEW RECONNAISSANCE INFORMATION FOR YOU TO INVESTIGATE. Luna: >> WHO'S THIS? Game: >> A NEW STUDENT AT SERENA'S SCHOOL. WE SENSE SOMETHING ABOUT HER. SHE COULD BE FROM THE NEGAVERSE. Luna: >> GOT IT. Girls: >>> HEY, SERENA. Serena: >> HI, GUYS. Girls: >> I HEARD SOME NEW GIRL HAS TRANSFERRED HERE, AND SHE'S A TOTAL BRAINIAC. Girls: >> YEAH, SHE'S FROM BRIGHTON ACADEMY. Girls: >>> THE BRAIN FARM? Melvin: >> SOMEBODY CALL? DID YOU HEAR? THERE'S A NEW GIRL NAMED AMY. SHE'S FROM BRIGHTON ACADEMY. Serena: >> YOU'RE DOING A FULL ESPIONAGE REPORT ON HER? Melvin: >> UM-HUM. >> LOOK, THAT MUST BE HER. Melvin: >> I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING HER. >> ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU'VE FRIED TOO MANY BRAIN CELLS, MELVIN. SHE'S PROBABLY A TOTAL SNOB. YOU KNOW HOW GENIUSES ARE. >> YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE'S A BRAIN. >> YEAH, NOW YOU LOOK REALLY, REALLY DUMB. >> I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO A SCHOLASTIC CHALLENGE. >> MAYBE SHE'S NOT THAT SPECIAL, AFTER ALL. MAYBE SHE GOT KICKED OUT OF BRIGHTON. >> A BRAIN FARM FLUNKY! >> OH, NO, SHE HEARD US. (laughter) >> VERY FUNNY JOKE, MELVIN. YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN. Serena: >> I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND HAVE A SNACK, BUT MOM WILL ASK HOW THE TEST WENT. I'D BETTER SLOW DOWN. >> THAT'S THE NEW GIRL. SHE LOOKS REALLY BUMMED. Amy: HUH? YOU GAVE ME A START, KITTY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PLAYING LION OF THE SERENGETTI? >> WHAT AM I DOING? Serena: >> I WONDER WHAT LUNA'S UP TO? Amy: >> YOU ARE SO CUTE WITH YOUR LITTLE CRESCENT MOON. I WISH I COULD HAVE A NICE KITTY LIKE YOU. Serena: >> LUNA! (meow) >> YEAH, COME HERE, MY LITTLE KITTY. THAT A GIRL. SORRY SHE BOTHERED YOU. AMY, RIGHT? (laughter) Amy: >> YOUR NAME'S SERENA, RIGHT? Serena: >> UH-HUH. Amy: >> MELVIN TOLD ME ABOUT YOU. HE SAID YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE A TOTAL SNOB. Serena: >> THAT WAS JUST GOSSIP. Amy: >> I HEARD YOU GUYS THINK I'M A BRAIN FARM REJECT. Serena: >> THIS IS A REALLY GREAT NEIGHBOURHOOD. IT'S GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED - ICE CREAM STORES, HAMBURGER STAND... Amy: >> WHERE'S THE LIBRARY? Serena: >> WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO THERE? Amy: >> TO READ. I LIKE TO SPEND MY WEEKENDS THERE. Serena: >> ARE YOU FROM OUTER SPACE? NO ONE AT OUR SCHOOL BUT MELVIN DOES THAT STUFF. >> WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? Luna: >> SERENA, SHE MIGHT BE AN ENEMY FROM THE NEGAVERSE. BE VERY CAREFUL AROUND HER. Serena: >> DON'T BE SILLY. Amy: >> WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SILLY? Serena: (laughter) >> OH, I MEANT MY CAT. SHE LIKES TO PRETEND SHE CAN TALK BY NIBBLING ON MY EARS. Amy: >> I WISH ANIMALS COULD REALLY TALK. Serena: >> I'M SURE MOST OF THEM WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. >> DON'T DO THAT, LUNA. YOUR FACE MIGHT FREEZE THAT WAY. Serena: >> THAT WASN'T TOO BAD FOR NOT PLAYING IN A WHILE. WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT, AMY? THIS ONE'S REALLY FUN. Amy: >> I'VE NEVER PLAYED VIDEO GAMES. Serena: >> THERE'S ALWAYS A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING. DON'T BE EMBARRASSED IF YOU GET A LOUSY SCORE THE FIRST TIME. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. Amy: >> IT'S FUN. Serena: >> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE DOING GOOD. SURE YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS BEFORE? Amy: >> NO. Serena: >> WHOA! Andrew: >> HEY, SERENA, WHAT'S GOING ON? Serena: >> HI, ANDREW. Andrew: >> WOW, WHO'S PLAYING? Serena: >> THIS IS MY FRIEND AMY. NOT TOO BAD, IS SHE? Amy: >> OH, NO, I'M LATE! Serena: >> SHE HAD OVER A HUNDRED THOUSAND POINTS! Amy: >> OH, DEAR, THE PROFESSOR WILL KILL ME! EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GET OUT. Serena: >> HOLD ON, AMY, I'LL HELP YOU. WHAT'S THE BIG RUSH ALL OF A SUDDEN? Amy: >> MY COMPUTER COURSE. Serena: >> WHAT, MORE SCHOOL NOW? Amy: >> A SPECIAL COMPUTER SCHOOL, BUT IT'S ONLY TWICE A WEEK FOR THREE HOURS EACH. SEE YOU TOMORROW! Serena: >> BYE-BYE. I SURE HOPE LUNA'S WRONG ABOUT HER. Andrew: >> THERE YOU ARE. Serena: >> ANDREW! Andrew: >> I'M GLAD YOU'RE STILL HERE. Serena: >> YEAH? WHAT'S GOING ON? Andrew: >> I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU BACK YOUR COMPUTER DISK. Serena: >> OH, IS THAT ALL. IT'S OKAY, ANDREW. MUST BE MY FRIEND AMY'S. I'LL GIVE IT BACK TO HER. Jedite: (evil laughter) >> EXCELLENT. WITH ALL THESE MINDS POURING THEIR ENERGIES INTO OUR PROGRAM, WE SHOULD MAKE QUEEN BERYL VERY HAPPY. >> EXCELLENT, SO MANY HELPLESS LAMBS. Amy: >> OH, NO, MY DISK. I MUST HAVE LEFT IT AT THE ARCADE. I'LL HAVE TO TYPE UP MY HOME WORK RIGHT NOW. Teacher: >> HELLO, AMY. I'M VERY IMPRESSED WITH THE ENERGY YOU'VE PUT INTO THIS COURSE. YOU'RE MY BEST STUDENT, SO I'VE CHOSEN YOU TO LEAD THE CLASS TODAY, OKAY? Amy: >> SURE. Teacher: >> GOOD, CLASS WILL START IN A MINUTE. Amy: >> THAT WAS REALLY CLOSE. I THOUGHT FOR SURE SHE WAS GOING TO SCOLD ME FOR NOT HAVING MY DISK. Serena: >> BLECK, MORE SCHOOL? I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL MORE THAN I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO. IT'S DANGEROUS TO MY HEALTH. BUT I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO RETURN THIS THING. Luna: >> JUST BE ALERT WHEN YOU'RE IN THERE. IT COULD BE A TRAP, ALL RIGHT? Serena: >> COME ON, LUNA, DON'T BE A SCAREDY CAT. Darien: >> TALKING TO YOURSELF AGAIN, MEATBALL HEAD? Serena: >> OH, IT'S YOU, DARIEN. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU SLITHER UP. GOT TO GO! WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? HUH? Darien: >> STRANGE GIRL. Luna: >> THAT WAS CLOSE. I WAS SURE HE HEARD ME TALKING. Serena: >> RATS, I'VE STILL GOT THIS STUPID DISK, TOO. DARIEN MADE ME FORGET ALL ABOUT IT. Luna: >> THERE'S A COMPUTER STORE. WE CAN CHECK IT OUT, SEE WHAT'S ON IT. Serena: >> WHAT FOR? Luna: >> SO WE CAN FIND OUT WHAT AMY'S REALLY UP TO. Serena: >> YEAH, SHE'S AN INTERNATIONAL SPY. HERE ARE ALL HER SECRETS. LUNA, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TOTALLY WACKO ON ME. Serena: (laughter) YOU'RE PRETTY SMART FOR A CAT, YOU KNOW THAT? Luna: >> YOU COULD LEARN IF YOU WANTED. Serena: >> NO, THANKS. HEY, WHAT'S ALL THAT STUFF? Luna: >> COVER YOUR EARS, SERENA. Serena: >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S THAT NOISE? Computer: >> WELCOME, STUDENTS. YOU HAVE BEEN SPECIALLY CHOSEN TO SUPPLY YOUR ENERGY TO OUR GREAT LEADER, QUEEN BERYL. Luna: >> WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. IT'S A BRAINWASHING PROGRAM. Serena: >> NO WAY. Luna: >> YOUR FRIEND IS FROM THE NEGAVERSE. Serena: >> I CAN'T JUST WALTZ IN THERE LIKE THIS. Luna: >> YOU'RE RIGHT. USE THE LUNAR PEN. Serena: >> OH, YEAH. >> DISGUISE POWER! CHANGE ME INTO A SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT! >> WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS BOGUS CLASS? Kids: >>> OH... Amy: >> MAY I HELP YOU, MA'AM? IS THERE AN EMERGENCY OF SOME KIND? TELL ME. Serena: >> NO, MORE LIKE A TOTAL MELTDOWN CRISIS, AMY. Amy: >> HAVE WE MET? Serena: >> NO TIME TO ACT DUMB NOW. >> IT'S TIME FOR SAILOR MOON! >> MOON PRISM POWER! >> SAILOR MOON! WHAT? Teacher/Monster: >> AMY, CAN'T I LEAVE YOU IN CHARGE FOR ONE MINUTE? WHAT'S WITH THIS RUDE DISRUPTION? CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO CONDUCT A CLASS IN HERE? I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE. >> NO! Sailor Moon: >> THIS MEANS AMY WASN'T WORKING FOR THE NEGAVERSE. NOW WHAT DO I DO FELINE EINSTEIN? Luna: >> WING IT. Sailor Moon: >> LET MY FRIEND GO RIGHT NOW. WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, AND YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT. I AM SAILOR MOON, THE CHAMPION OF JUSTICE. ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH OVER EVIL AND THAT MEANS YOU! Monster: >> POP QUIZ TIME. Sailor Moon: >> HUH? Monster: >> THIS IS A CRAM SCHOOL. WE WANT ANSWERS. 355 x 268. Sailor Moon: >> WAIT A SECOND, YOU'RE NOT MY TEACHER, AND I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER. Monster: >> TIME'S UP, KID. TOO BAD. YOU FLUNK BIG. Sailor Moon: >> YOU MISSED! IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT? Luna: >> SHE'S TRAPPED IN A CORNER. WHAT A HEROINE. Sailor Moon: >> THIS IS NOT GOING MY WAY. Monster: >> I'M GIVING YOU TWO CHOICES. ONE, YOU SURRENDER NOW, OR TWO, YOU SURRENDER LATER. Sailor Moon: >> I'LL NEVER SURRENDER! Teacher: >> ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? Sailor Moon: >> HELP! HELP ME! THERE ARE TOO MANY! Monster: >> NOW FOR YOU. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY FROM ME, DIDN'T YOU? NO ONE CAN RESIST MY POWERS. SURRENDER YOUR ENERGY TO THE NEGAVERSE. Amy: GIVE IN TO ME NOW. >> I'LL NEVER GIVE IN TO YOU EVER! LET ME GO, YOU SLIMY OLD WITCH! Monster: >> STOP RESISTING MY POWER. RELINQUISH YOUR ENERGY. WHAT'S THIS MARK FROM? Luna: >> MERCURY! Sailor Moon: >> OH... Luna: >> SHE'S NOT FROM THE NEGAVERSE. SHE'S ONE OF US. AMY IS SAILOR MERCURY! Monster: >> WHO NEEDS YOUR ENERGY, ANYWAY? YOU JUST FAILED THIS CLASS. SLICE OUT THE DEADWOOD. Luna: >> AMY, TAKE THIS! SAY "MERCURY POWER!" Monster: >> I'VE GOT YOU NOW. Amy: >> MERCURY POWER! >> TALK ABOUT CUTTING IT CLOSE. I THOUGHT SAILOR MERCURY WAS A GONER FOR SURE! Sailor Mercury: >> LUNA, HELP! Luna: >> USE YOUR MERCURY BUBBLES! Sailor Mercury: >> MERCURY BUBBLES! BLAST! Monster: >> WHAT'S THIS? IT'S COLD. I'M FREEZING! Sailor Mercury: >> MISSED ME! Monster: >> WHERE ARE YOU? Luna: >> SAILOR MOON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Sailor Moon: >> YEAH, BUT THE BIG, UGLY THING ISN'T. MOON TIARA MAGIC! GOOD, THEY'RE GETTING BACK TO NORMAL. Luna: >> WOW! SAILOR MERCURY, YOU WERE GREAT. WELCOME TO THE SAILOR SCOUTS. Sailor Moon: >> AMY, YOU'RE SAILOR MERCURY. THAT'S SO COOL. Luna: >> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A SPY FOR THE NEGAVERSE. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAD ABOUT IT. Sailor Mercury: >> IT WAS MY FAULT. WAY. ONCE YOU SAW WHAT WAS ON THAT COMPUTER DISK, IT WAS NATURAL THAT YOU'D SUSPECT ME. I WOULD HAVE. I'M JUST GLAD WE BEAT THE. Serena: >> NOW I DON'T HAVE TO WORK SO HARD. NOW THAT WE'RE FRIENDS, WILL YOU HELP ME DO MY HOMEWORK? "Sailor Moon Says": Serena: >> SCHOOL, WHAT A NUISANCE. Amy: >> MY FRIEND SERENA THINKS SCHOOL'S A DRAG, BUT LEARNING CAN BE FUN, AND HAVING A GOOD EDUCATION IS A GREAT WAY TO GIVE YOURSELF THE BEST START FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. I'M GOING TO WORK ON SERENA'S STUDY HABITS. HOW ABOUT WORKING YOURS, TOO, LIKE DOING HOMEWORK BEFORE WATCHING T.V. OR READING COMIC BOOKS. IF YOU WANT TO BE ALERT AND READY TO LEARN, GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP AND EAT THE RIGHT FOODS. Serena: >> FOOD? DID YOU SAY FOOD? Amy: >> GIVE SCHOOL A CHANCE. GIVE YOUR FUTURE A CHANCE! Ending Theme: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON! SHE IS THE ONE! SAILOR MOON! This file was generated from Closed Captioning data which is NOT identical to the actual TV dialouge. Closed Captioning of Sailor Moon was supported by YTV Canada. This transcript is for non-profit personal use only. Closed Caption capturing by Castle in the Sky http://www.geocities.com/~castleinthesky Edited by L.P. April 15, 1999