Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 4 "So You Want to be a Superstar"

Serena:
  >>  IT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS 
  WEEK I'LL BE LATE! 
  I HAVE TO THINK OF AN 
  EXCUSE. 
  HUH? 
  WHAT'S THIS? 
  "SAFFRON'S VITAMINS GIVE 
  ENERGY". 
Molly:
  >>  SERENA, COME ON! 
  WE'RE LATE! 
Serena:
  >>  THANKS, MOLLY. 
  >>  THIS BUMP HURTS. 
Molly:
  >>  I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 
  I'M NOT USED TO BEING LATE. 
  I PANICKED. 
Melvin:
  >>  LOOK WHO'S ON TODAY'S 
  ENTERTAINMENT PAGE! 
Serena:
  >>  DID YOU STEAL IT? 
Melvin:
  >>  NO, I WON IT FAIR AND 
  SQUARE IN A CONTEST I 
  ENTERED WHEN I JOINED THE 
  SAFFRON FAN CLUB. 
Molly:
  >>  YOU JOINED SAFFRON'S FAN 
  CLUB? 
Melvin:
  >>  YEAH, THEY GIVE LOTS OF 
  NIFTY INFORMATION. 
  LIKE, SHE GOT $5 MILLION FOR 
  HER FIRST ROLE. 
Serena:
  >>  NO WAY! 
  I WONDER IF SHE NEEDS AN 
  ASSISTANT? 
Girl:
  >>  IF I HAD $5 MILLION, I'D 
  BUY MY FAMILY A HOUSE. 
Girl:
  >>  I'D BUY EVERYONE A NEW 
  CAR. 
Molly:
  >>  I'D SHOP AND BUY CLOTHES 
  AND MAKEUP! 
Girl:
  >>  FOR SURE! 
Girl:
  >>  I'M GETTING AN AGENT AND 
  BECOMING A STAR, TOO. 
Melvin:
  >>  IN MY OPINION, I BELIEVE 
  ONE OF YOU COULD REALLY BE A 
  STAR. 
Girl:
  >>  SPIN IT OUT! 
Melvin:
  >>  THAT WOULD BE THE ONE 
  AND ONLY, INCOMPARABLE 
  SERENA! 
Serena:
  >>  HUH? 
Melvin:
  >>  YOU'D BE GREAT! 
Serena:
  >>  ME, A SUPERSTAR? 
  COOL! 
Saffron:
  >>  THERE, MY AUTOGRAPH. 
Jedite:
  >>  I COULD USE THIS GIRL. 
  I'LL TELL QUEEN BERYL. 
Beryl:
  >>  I'M COUNTING ON YOU. 
  DON'T DISAPPOINT ME. 
  THROUGH THIS GIRL, WE'LL 
  GATHER POWER FOR THE 
  NEGAFORCE! 
Serena:
  >>  MOLLY, ARE YOU SURE 
  ABOUT THIS? 
Molly:
  >>  YEP. 
  WE'LL HAVE OUR NAMES IN 
  LIGHTS. 
Serena:
  >>  I KNOW HOW! 
Molly:
  >>  WHAT? 
Serena:
  >>  WE'LL BE SPORTS STARS! 
Molly:
  >>  NO, I'M THE MANAGER AND 
  I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE US 
  RICH MEGASTARS! 
Serena:
  >>  HOW? 
Molly:
  >>  ROCK VIDEOS! 
Serena:
  >>  THAT'S WICKED! 
Luna:
  >>  TELL ME SHE'S NOT GOING 
  TO SING! 
Molly:
  >>  WE'LL BE A HOT TEAM! 
Serena:
  >>  WE'LL BE FAMOUS! 
Molly:
  >>  LET'S DO IT! 
(Serena and Molly singing
...badly)
  FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT 
  WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT 
  NEVER RUNNING FROM 
  A REAL FIGHT 
  SHE IS THE ONE CALLED... 
Sammy:
  >>  ARE YOU TRYING TO 
  TORTURE ME? 
Serena:
  >>  YOU'RE RUINING OUR 
  PRACTICE! 
Molly:
  >>  WE COULD USE HIM AS A 
  BACKUP DANCER! 
Sammy:
  >>  GOTTA RUN! 
Molly:
  >>  I KNEW THAT WOULD GET 
  RID OF HIM. 
(more singing)
  FIGHTING EVIL BY... 
  FIGHTING EVIL BY 
  MOONLIGHT... 
  OH. 
Molly:
  >>  AAH! 
Serena:
  >>  NOT BAD, BUT DON'T 
  SCREAM. 
Molly:
  >>  YOU WERE SQUASHING MY 
  FOOT! 
Serena:
  >>  YOU WERE TOO CLOSE. 
Molly:
  >>  MAYBE I SHOULD GET YOUR 
  BROTHER. 
  HE CAN'T BE WORSE THAN YOU! 
Serena:
  >>  YOUR ROUTINE WOULD MAKE 
  ANYBODY DANCE LIKE A GEEK! 
Luna:
  >>  AND THEY SAY CATFIGHTS 
  ARE BAD. 
Serena:
  >>  I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO 
  BEING RICH AND FAMOUS. 
Serena's Mom:
  >>  THIS GUY'S S FUNNY! 
Serena's Dad:
  >>  BRILLIANT! 
  I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GETS THE 
  MONKEY TO DO THAT. 
Serena:
  >>  NO, DAD, YOU'RE 
  BRILLIANT! 
???:
  >>  HUH? 
Serena:
  >>  YOU JUST FIGURED OUT HOW 
  I'LL BE A MEGASTAR! 
Dad:
  >>  DID SHE EAT LOTS OF 
  SWEETS TODAY? 
Mom:
  >>  I DON'T THINK SO. 
Sammy:
  >>  SHE'S JUST A SPACE CASE. 
Serena:
  >>  COME ON, LUNA, BACK TO 
  WORK. 
Luna:
  >>  CATS AREN'T MEANT TO 
  DANCE AND SING. 
Serena:
  >>  IF YOU CAN TALK, I'M 
  SURE YOU CAN DANCE. 
  QUIT MAKING EXCUSES. 
Melvin:
  >>  MOLLY, OPEN UP! 
  IT'S YOU-KNOW-WHO FOR THE 
  SECRET MEETING YOU COULDN'T 
  TALK ABOUT ON THE PHONE! 
Molly:
  >>  KEEP IT DOWN. 
  AMAZING WHAT MAKEUP AND THE 
  RIGHT CLOTHES CAN DO. 
Melvin:
  >>  I'M NOT SURE HOW I LET 
  YOU TALK ME INTO THIS. 
  I USUALLY WEAR BLACK. 
Molly:
  >>  IT WON'T MATTER WHEN 
  WE'RE FAMOUS! 
Melvin:
  >>  I'M GOING TO BE FAMOUS? 
Molly:
  >>  YOU WILL IF YOU DO 
  EVERYTHING I SAY. 
  WE'RE GOING TO DO ROCK 
  VIDEOS. 
Melvin:
  >>  MAYBE I'LL WIN AN AWARD! 
  I'VE ALREADY GOT A GREAT 
  SPEECH: 
  I'D LIKE TO THANK MY FRIENDS 
  OF THE INTERNET, AND MY 
  MANAGER, MOLLY! 
Molly:
  >>  THIS MIGHT WORK. 
Monster of the Day (MoD):
  >>  SAFFRON, YOU'RE MINE! 
Saffron:
  >>  LET GO! 
  LET GO! 
  SOMEBODY HELP ME! 
Jedite:
  >>  YOU, TOO, CAN BE FAMOUS, 
  BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW. 
  HERE'S SAFFRON TO TELL YOU! 
MoD Saffron:
  >>  HELLO, I'M HAPPY TO 
  BRING YOU GREAT NEWS. 
  YOU'RE INVITED TO TAKE PART 
  IN OUR STAR QUEST CONTEST! 
Girl:
  >>  IT'S REALLY HER! 
Girl:
  >>  SHE'S TALL IN PERSON. 
Saffron:
  >>  JOIN US, AND BE SURE TO 
  SIGN UP IN TEAMS OF TWO. 
Girl:
  >>  LET'S DO IT! 
Girl:
  >>  WE CAN TEAM UP TOGETHER. 
Girls:
  >>>  WE'LL BE SUPERSTARS! 
  JUST LIKE SAFFRON! 
Girl:
  >>  DID YOU HEAR ABOUT 
  SAFFRON'S STAR QUEST? 
Serena:
  >>  WHAT QUEST? 
Molly:
  >>  LET ME GUESS: YOU WERE 
  ASLEEP? 
Serena:
  >>  I HAD TO STAY IN CLASS 
  FOR STUDY HALL. 
Girl:
  >>  SHE SAID TWO PEOPLE 
  WOULD GET PICKED AS WINNERS. 
Girl:
  >>  EVERYONE'S ELIGIBLE, AND 
  THE WINNING TEAM GETS A 
  CONTRACT JUST LIKE HERS. 
Serena:
  >>  OUR TEAM'S SET! 
Molly:
  >>  BUT SERENA, YOU DON'T 
  HAVE A PARTNER! 
Melvin:
  >>  ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 
  ME? 
  MOLLY, CHECK THIS OUT FOR 
  OUR ROUTINE! 
Molly:
  >>  I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY 
  WE'RE PARTNERS! 
Melvin:
  >>  THEN I WON'T SAY HOW YOU 
  BEGGED ME TO DO IT, EITHER! 
Saffron:
  >>  YOU'RE ALL PSYCHED UP, 
  RIGHT? 
All:
  >>>  RIGHT! 
Police Officer:
  >>  WHAT'S THIS? 
Saffron's Agent:
  >>  SAFFRON, WHAT ARE YOU 
  DOING? 
  YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE 
  MALL! 
Saffron:
  >>  REMEMBER, YOU NEED TO 
  SHOW YOUR ENERGY! 
Officer & Agent:
  >>>  OH! 
  HEY! 
Officer:
  >>  YAHOO! 
Agent:
  >>  TA-DAA! 
Saffron:
  >>  A PERFECT EXAMPLE! 
Officer & Agent:
  >>>  WE'LL BE SUPERSTARS! 
Serena:
  >>  THIS WILL BE GREAT, 
  LUNA! 
Luna:
  >>  I'M NOT GOING. 
Serena:
  >>  YOU CAN'T BACK OUT. 
Luna:
  >>  I'M NOT, BECAUSE I NEVER 
  AGREED TO BE IN IT! 
Serena:
  >>  YOU'VE JUST GOT STAGE 
  FRIGHT! 
Luna:
  >>  I'M AFRAID THAT YOU'LL 
  FORGET ABOUT YOUR MISSION. 
Serena:
  >>  WE'LL BE RICH AND 
  FAMOUS. 
Luna:
  >>  I'M NOT GOING. 
Serena:
  >>  WHY? 
Luna:
  >>  BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE 
  IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO. 
  AND BEING IN SHOW BUSINESS 
  IS SERIOUS WORK. 
  IT'S TOO STRANGE AND 
  SUSPICIOUS. 
  AND LOOKS WHAT'S HAPPENING 
  BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR 
  FRIENDS. 
  CRYING WON'T HELP; THE 
  ANSWER'S STILL "NO". 
Serena???:
  >>  IT HELPS ANYWAY! 
Darien:
  >>  HEY! 
Serena:
  >>  I HOPE HE DOESN'T COME 
  HERE. 
Darien:
  >>  HEY, MEATBALLHEAD, WHAT 
  ARE YOU DOING HERE? 
  I THOUGHT YOU'D BE AT THE 
  TALENT SHOW. 
Serena:
  >>  HUH? 
Darien:
  >>  ESPECIALLY SINCE YOUR 
  FRIENDS ARE THERE ACTING 
  LIKE FOOLS. 
Serena:
  >>  I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO 
  DO. 
  I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT, 
  BUT I'VE GOT HOMEWORK. 
  HE MAKES ME SO MAD! 
Girl:
  >>  DO YOU KNOW WHY 
  ELEPHANTS WEAR GREEN 
  SNEAKERS? 
Girl:
  >>  WHY? 
Girl:
  >>  SO THEY CAN SNEAK AROUND 
  IN THE GRASS! 
Saffron:
  >>  YOU'RE IN! 
  CONGRATULATIONS! 
Molly & Melvin singing:
  . 
Saffron:
  >>  THAT WAS GREAT! 
  YOU'RE IN! 
Molly:
  >>  WE DID IT! 
Melvin:
  >>  WE SOUNDED GOOD, TOO! 
Saffron:
  >>  ALL OF YOU HAVE MADE IT 
  TO THE FINAL ROUND. 
  WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE SOUTH 
  AUDITORIUM ON SATURDAY TO 
  PICK THE WINNERS. 
Serena:
  >>  I'M LATE FOR STUDY HALL! 
  WHAT'S GOING ON? 
Girl:
  >>  WHY DON'T WE DO OUR 
  "KNOCK-KNOCK" JOKES? 
Girl:
  >>  ALL RIGHT. 
  KNOCK-KNOCK... 
Serena:
  >>  WANT TO GET ICE CREAM 
  LATER? 
Molly:
  >>  NO, BUSY! 
Melvin:
  >>  PARTY TIME! 
  GET READY FOR A HOT PARTY! 
  SERENA, HAVE A STREAMER. 
Molly:
  >>  WE FINISHED JUST IN 
  TIME! 
Serena:
  >>  YOU WON? 
Girl:
  >>  NO, SHE'S GOT FAME ON 
  THE BRAIN. 
Girl:
  >>  AND WE'RE THE BEST. 
Melvin:
  >>  WHO CARES? 
  WE'LL ALL WIN! 
Luna:
  >>  ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE 
  STILL NOT ANGRY THAT I WON'T 
  BE IN THE CONTEST? 
Serena:
  >>  NO, I'M GLAD. 
Luna:
  >>  BUT YOUR FRIENDS ARE 
  HAVING SO MUCH FUN. 
Serena:
  >>  IT'S TOO MUCH WORK FOR 
  ME. 
Luna:
  >>  REALLY? 
Serena:
  >>  I WONDER IF THEY'LL 
  STILL TALK TO ME WHEN 
  THEY'RE FAMOUS? 
Luna:
  >>  THEY WILL IF THEY'RE 
  TRUE FRIENDS. 
Molly:
  >>  IT'S BEEN GREAT 
  PRACTISING WITH YOU GUYS! 
Melvin:
  >>  WE WON'T FORGET YOU WHEN 
  WE WIN. 
Girl:
  >>  WHO SAYS YOU'RE WINNING? 
  YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU GET 
  LAST PLACE! 
Girls:
  >>>  YEAH! 
Girl:
  >>  WE'LL BE THE NEXT 
  SUPERSTARS! 
Serena:
  >>  I'LL BE GLAD WHEN THIS 
  IS OVER. 
Serena:
  >>  WEIRD. 
  I THOUGHT THIS CLOSED MONTHS 
  AGO. 
Saffron:
  >>  EVERYONE'S HERE? 
  WE NEED YOU ALL TO BE READY. 
  WE EXPECT YOU TO PUT ON A 
  GOOD SHOW. 
  LOTS OF ENERGY! 
Girl:
  >>  DO YOU KNOW YOUR 
  PUNCHLINES? 
Girl:
  >>  YES. 
Molly:
  >>  IT'S PACKED OUT THERE. 
Girl:
  >>  WE'RE GONNA WIN! 
Girl:
  >>  RIGHT. 
Officer:
  >>  MY ONE-ARMED HANDSTAND! 
Agent:
  >>  AND MY SUPER STOMACH 
  CRUNCHER! 
Saffron:
  >>  NOW TO GET ENERGY FOR 
  QUEEN BERYL. 
Jedite:
  >>  EXCELLENT. 
  QUEEN BERYL WILL BE PLEASED. 
Serena:
  >>  LUNA, WHAT'S THAT? 
Luna:
  >>  ENERGY WAVES! 
Saffron:
  >>  HI, MAY I HELP YOU? 
Serena:
  >>  OH NO! 
  LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 
Luna:
  >>  SERENA, WAIT! 
  ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 
  IT'S TIME TO BECOME SAILOR 
  MOON! 
Serena:
  >>  I CAN'T; I'M TOO SCARED! 
Luna:
  >>  BUT YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN 
  TROUBLE. 
  IT MUST BE QUEEN BERYL. 
Serena:
  >>  IF I REALLY HAVE TO. 
  MOON PRISM POWER! 
Saffron:
  >>  HA, HA, HA... 
  >>  UH-OH. 
Sailor Moon:
  THE CURTAIN IS CLOSED ON 
  THIS BOGUS COMPETITION! 
  GIVE THESE PEOPLE BACK THEIR 
  ENERGY! 
Saffron:
  >>  WHO ARE YOU? 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  I'M SAILOR MOON, THE 
  CHAMPION OF JUSTICE. 
  ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I 
  RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH 
  OVER EVIL! 
  AND THAT'S YOU! 
  YOU DON'T SCARE ME A BIT. 
Saffron:
  >>  YOU CAN'T HIDE! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  IF YOU SEE LUNA, TELL 
  HER I COULD USE HER HELP. 
Saffron:
  >>  LOOKING FOR ME? 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  OH! 
  SHE'S SQUEEZING ME! 
  LET GO! 
  I CAN HARDLY BREATHE. 
  MY FINGERS ARE TURNING TO 
  ICE! 
Saffron:
  >>  THAT OUGHT TO COOL YOU 
  OFF! 
  HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 
Tuxedo Mask:
  >>  YOU MUST BELIEVE IN 
  YOURSELF, SAILOR MOON. 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  TUXEDO MASK, THANK YOU. 
Tuxedo Mask:
  >>  DON'T MENTION IT. 
Saffron:
  >>  WHO'S THAT MAN? 
  LET'S FIND OUT! 
Luna:
  >>  DON'T LET HER GET AWAY! 
Sailor Moon:
  >>  I WON'T! 
  MOON TIARA POWER! 
  I BANISH YOU TO THE 
  NEGAVERSE! 
Luna:
  >>  YOU DEFEATED THEM, 
  SAILOR MOON. 
Molly:
  >>  WOW, THAT WAS A WEIRD 
  DREAM. 
Melvin:
  >>  YEAH. 
Girl:
  >>  I NEVER WANT TO HEAR 
  ANOTHER KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE. 
Girl:
  >>  EXACTLY. 
Real Saffron:
  >>  I MUST BE WORKING TOO 
  HARD. 
Serena:
  >>  WHAT A WEEK. 
Luna:
  >>  I WAS PROUD OF YOU 
  TODAY. 
Serena:
  >>  THANKS. 
Luna:
  >>  NOW USE AL

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Edited by David Niessen, March 24 2000