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Episode 3 "Slim City"

Serena:
  >>  HMM.
  OKAY.
  TIME TO WEIGH IN.
  AHH!
  I'M A TOTAL FATSO!
Serena's Dad:
  >>  SERENA, DON'T BE
  RIDICULOUS.
  YOU'RE NOT OVERWEIGHT.
  YOU CAN'T SKIP MEALS.
Serena's Mom:
  >>  IT'S BAD FOR YOU.
Sammy:
  >>  IT'S JUST HALF A POUND.
  WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
Dad:
  >>  THAT'S IT?
  THAT'S THE BIG CRISIS?
Mom:
  >>  THAT'S NOTHING!
  YOU'LL WORK IT OFF...
All:
  >>>  ON YOUR HUNDRED YARD
  DASH TO SCHOOL!
Serena:
  >>  YOU DON'T CARE!
Luna:
  >>  SERENA, ARE YOU STILL
  UPSET ABOUT THAT HALF POUND?
Serena:
  >>  YES.
Luna:
  >>  SO YOU'RE ON A DIET?
Serena:
  >>  YES.
  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Luna:
  >>  DRAWING MY FAVOURITE
  HERO.
Queen Beryl:
  >>  WHAT NEWS?
Jedite:
  >>  GOOD NEWS, MY QUEEN.
Beryl:
  >>  I MUST COMMEND YOUR
  EFFORTS.
Jedite:
  >>  I'M ONLY FOLLOWING YOUR
  PLAN.
  YOU'VE TAPPED A BOTTOMLESS
  RESOURCE.
Beryl:
  >>  HUMANS ARE SO VAIN.
Jedite:
  >>  YES, THY EXPEND AN
  ABSURD AMOUNT OF ENERGY ON
  DIETS AND FRENETIC ACTIVITY
  CALLED "FITNESS".
Molly:
  >>  YOUR PARENTS LET YOU
  DIET?
Serena:
  >>  WELL...
Unnamed friend:
  >>  MY MOTHER SAYS GIRLS OUR
  AGE SHOULD NEVER DIET.
All:
  >>>  BUT WE'RE 14!
Brandy:
  >>  YOU'RE STARTING A DIET?
  ALL RIGHT!
  ME, TOO!
Molly:
  >>  YOU'RE GOING TO QUIT
  EATING?
Brandy:
  >>  SURE.
Friend:
  >>  BUT THAT'S BAD FOR YOU.
  IF YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT,
  CUT THE JUNK: ICE CREAM,
  CHIPS, ROOT BEER...
All:
  >>>  WHAT A SACRIFICE!
Brandy:
  >>  I LOSE WEIGHT WHENEVER I
  GET A NEW BOYFRIEND.
Friend:
  >>  BOYFRIEND?
  SINCE WHEN?
Brandy:
  >>  WELL...
All:
  >>>  SO SPILL!
Brandy:
  >>  IT'S MICHAEL.
Molly:
  >>>  MOTORMOUTH?
Brandy:
  >>  WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL
  HIM THAT?
Friend:
  >>  'CAUSE HE MOUTHS OFF
  WITHOUT THINKING AND SAYS
  DUMB THINGS.
Brandy:
  >>  YOU SAY MY BOYFRIEND'S
  DUMB?
Molly:
  >>  YOU SHOULD TALK TO MISS
  HARUNA.
  SHE'S BEEN ON A FITNESS
  KICK.
Serena:
  >>  SHE HAS?
Ms Haruna:
  >>  HOW ARE YOU, LADIES?
  I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR
  TODAY'S TEST.
Serena:
  >>  THERE IS SOMETHING
  DIFFERENT ABOUT HER.
Melvin:
  >>  LOOK AT THESE PICTURES!
  MISS H. DROPPED THEM FROM
  HER PURSE.
  TEACHERS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO
  LOOK THAT GOOD.
Serena:
  >>>  NO WAY!
Melvin:
  >>  SHE MUST BE WORKING OUT.
Molly:
  >>  WHERE DID YOU REALLY GET
  THESE?
  SHE WASN'T CARRYING A PURSE.
Melvin:
  >>  OHH!
Serena:
  >>  COME BACK!
  WE WANT TO KNOW!
Melvin:
  >>  WHEW!
  THAT WAS CLOSE.
Serena:
  >>  THERE YOU ARE!
Melvin:
  >>  I ADMIT IT!
  I BORROWED THE PHOTO CLUB'S
  CAMERA AND TOOK THE
  PICTURES.
Serena:
  >>  MELVIN, YOU'RE WEIRD.
  JUST TELL ME WHERE MISS
  HARUNA WORKS OUT.
Aerobics leader:
  >>  ALL RIGHT!
  SUPER WARM-UP!
  NOW, LET'S AEROBICIZE!
  GIVE ME LOTS OF ENERGY!
  LIFT THOSE LEGS!
Serena:
  >>  AEROBICS!
Molly:
  >>  I CAN'T WAIT TO START.
Serena:
  >>  OKAY.
Jedite:
  >>  EXCELLENT.
  MORE HUMANS FOR OUR ENERGY
  COLLECTION.
Serena:
  >>  WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
  FIRST?
Molly:
  >>  SOMETHING EASY.
All:
  >>>  WHO'S THAT?
Jedite:
  >>  I'M JED.
  I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND.
Serena:
  >>  IS HE FOR REAL?
Molly:
  >>  I HOPE SO.
Jedite:
  >>  HAVE YOU BEEN HERE
  BEFORE?
Serena:
  >>  NO, IT'S OUR FIRST TIME.
Jedite:
  >>  RIGHT THIS WAY.
Molly:
  >>  OWW...
Trainer A:
  >>  GOOD!
  200 MORE.
Trainer B:
  >>  NOT BAD.
  THREE MORE MILES!
Jedite:
  >>  YOU'RE ALL DOING GREAT!
  YOU'LL BE IN SHAPE IN NO
  TIME.
Molly:
  >>  DONE YET, BRANDY?
Brandy:
  >>  ALMOST.
  THIS IS MY LAST SET.
Jedite:
  >>  DONE?
  NOT BY A LONG SHOT.
  YOU ON THE BIKE!
  BACK TO WORK!
Molly:
  >>  OKAY...
Jedite:
  >>  GREAT.
  YOUR WORKOUT'S OVER.
All:
  >>>  AH...
Jedite:
  >>  AND YOUR REWARD AFTER
  EACH WORKOUT IS YOU GET
  ACCESS TO THE BEAUTY SPA.
Molly:
  >>>  GREAT!
  COOL!
Serena:
  >>  I'M GLAD I BAILED EARLY.
  I'M SO SORE!
  THAT WAS TOUGH.
Brandy:
  >>  WHAT IS THIS, JED?
  THIS IS WEIRD.
Jedite:
  >>  DON'T BE SCARED.
  THESE ARE RELAXATION PODS.
All:
  >>>  HUH?
Jedite:
  >>  YOU GET IN A POD AND
  FEEL TOTALLY RELAXED.
  YOU'LL FEEL BRAND NEW.
Molly:
  >>  I'M GAME!
  THEY LOOK LIKE A WEIRD SPACE
  CAPSULE.
Molly:
  >>  LET'S TRY!
???:
  >>  HELP ME IN.
Jedite:
  >>  RELAXATION PODS, HA!
  QUEEN BERYL WILL BE PLEASED.
Beryl:
  >>  HA, HA, HA!
Molly:
  >>  I'M EXHAUSTED.
Friend:
  >>  ME, TOO.
Jedite:
  >>  BUT YOU SHOULD SEE THE
  GLOW YOU HAVE!
Brandy:
  >>  REALLY?
Jedite:
  >>  I'M SURE.
  THE PODS WORKED WONDERS.
  WONDERS FOR THE NEGAVERSE.
  HUMANS ARE SO EASY TO FOOL.
  I'LL FEED THEIR ENERGY TO
  THE NEGAFORCE.
  QUEEN BERYL, SOON YOUR REALM
  WILL INCLUDE EARTH!
Serena:
  >>  THIS FITNESS BUSINESS IS
  A SNORE.
  MY STOMACH'S GROWLING.
  IT SOUNDS LIKE A BEAR.
  HEY, KID!
Kid:
  >>  HUH?
Serena:
  >>  ARE YOU EATING ALL THOSE
  DOUGHNUTS?
Kid:
  >>  MOMMY!
Serena:
  >>  WHAT A SELFISH BRAT!
  DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD...
  DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD...
  IF ONLY I WERE LIKE SAILOR
  V.
  SHE PROBABLY NEVER DIETS.
Andrew:
  >>  SERENA, WHAT'S WRONG?
Serena:
  >>  NOTHING.
  WHY?
Andrew:
  >>  I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
  TO FAINT.
Serena:
  >>  NO.
Andrew:
  >>  ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL
  RIGHT?
Serena:
  >>  I WOULD BE IF YOU'D STOP
  MOVING.
  EVERYTHING'S SPINNING
  AROUND.
  WOW... I'M DANCING WITH
  ANDREW.
  I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO
  LEAVE.
  GOODBYE, MY LOVE.
Andrew:
  >>  DON'T DO THIS!
  IT'S NOT GOOD TO STOP
  EATING.
  THERE'S A BETTER WAY.
Serena:
  >>  BUT I GAINED HALF A
  POUND.
Andrew:
  >>  SO?
  LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO
  YOURSELF.
Serena:
  >>  WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Andrew:
  >>  HAVE A BIG STEAK.
  WITH FRIES AND A MALT.
Serena:
  >>  A GUY AFTER MY OWN
  HEART.
Andrew:
  >>  HERE, DRINK THIS.
Serena:
  >>  THANKS, ANDREW.
Andrew:
  >>  I SHOULD THANK YOU.
  WHEN YOU FAINTED INTO MY
  ARMS, IT MADE ME SO HAPPY...
Serena:
  >>  IT DID?
Andrew:
  >>  YES, I'M FINALLY
  POSITIVE I WANT TO BE A
  DOCTOR!
Serena:
  >>  OH...
  YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK AT
  THE ARCADE ANY MORE?
Andrew:
  >>  NOT FOREVER!
Serena:
  >>  I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO.
Andrew:
  >>  FIRST I NEED TO FINISH
  SCHOOL AND EARN MY TUITION.
  I WON'T BE LEAVING JUST YET.
  LISTEN, ARE YOU DIETING?
  BECAUSE YOU LOOK GREAT; YOU
  DON'T NEED TO LOSE A POUND.
  I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT
  FOR LUNCH!
Serena:
  >>  REALLY?
Andrew:
  >>  YEP.
Serena:
  >>  YAHOO!
  THIS IS DELICIOUS!
  I COULD EAT TEN!
Darien:
  >>  MEATBALLHEAD!
  MAYBE I SHOULD CALL YOU
  "DOUGHNUTHEAD".
  YOU'RE REALLY CHOWING DOWN.
Serena:
  >>  TEASE ME ALL YOU LIKE.
  YOU CAN'T RUIN THE TASTE OF
  THIS.
Darien:
  >>  YOU'RE SO SELFISH.
  AT LEAST OFFER ME ONE.
Serena:
  >>  GLADLY.
Darien:
  >>  THANKS, DOUGHNUTHEAD!
  THAT WASN'T MUCH OF A THROW.
  YOU SHOULD WORK OUT.
Serena:
  >>  SOMEDAY, I'LL BEAN HIM,
  AND NOT WITH A DOUGHNUT.
Luna:
  >>  SERENA, HE'S RIGHT.
  I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WOLF
  DOWN SO MANY DOUGHNUTS.
Serena:
  >>  BUZZ OFF!
  WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, LUNA?
  WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY
  DISCIPLINE?
Luna:
  >>  WELL, NOT EATING'S NOT
  GOING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM.
Serena:
  >>  I ATE...
Luna:
  >>  I'LL SAY.
  YOU WERE A PIGLET AT THE
  RESTAURANT, AND THEN YOU HAD
  DOUGHNUTS.
  HOW MANY DID YOU EAT?
Serena:
  >>  LET'S SEE... FIVE.
  WILL I TURN INTO A DOUGHNUT?
Luna:
  >>  SEE, IF YOU KEPT TO YOUR
  NORMAL EATING HABITS, YOU
  WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN STARVING.
Serena:
  >>  THIS IS AWFUL!
  I'M A BLIMP!
Luna:
  >>  YOU'RE NOT FAT!
  IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR MIND
  BACK TO WHAT'S IMPORTANT:
  FIGHTING THE NEGAVERSE!
  YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH
  DIETING!
Serena:
  >>  I HEAR YOU!
Luna:
  >>  THAT'S NEWS TO ME.
Serena:
  >>  I'M NOT LISTENING ANY
  MORE.
  I'M BECOMING A BLIMP.
Luna:
  >>  DON'T RUN AWAY!
  WE HAVE SAILOR BUSINESS TO
  DISCUSS.
Serena:
  >>  I HAVE TO WORK OUT!
Luna:
  >>  DEAR, IT'S EVEN WORSE
  THAN I THOUGHT.
  THAT'S SERENA'S TEACHER.
  SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S IN A
  TRANCE.
  I'LL CHECK IT OUT.
  I'M GETTING STRANGE
  VIBRATIONS HERE.
  WHAT IS THAT?
Jedite:
  >>  NICE TO SEE YOU BACK,
  MISS HARUNA.
  I'M AFRAID YOUR TEACHING
  DAYS WILL BE OVER SOON.
Luna:
  SERENA!
Serena:
  >>  I WAS BURNING FAT!
  LUNA, COME BACK!
  LUNA?
  THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
  WHAT DID YOU DO, CATCH
  RABIES?
Luna:
  >>  YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN
  TO ME, UNDERSTAND?
Serena:
  >>  UH-HUH.
Luna:
  >>  THE NEGAVERSE IS BEHIND
  THIS WHOLE THING.
  THERE'S AN ENERGY-SUCKING
  MACHINE DOWNSTAIRS.
Serena:
  >>  THAT'S THE RELAXATION
  ROOM!
Luna:
  >>  I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S
  THEM!
Serena:
  >>  WE SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.
Luna:
  >>  IT'S SAILOR BUSINESS.
Serena:
  >>  PRISM POWER!
Jedite:
  >>  THIS WILL BE HER LAST
  TREATMENT.
Sailor Moon:
  >>  LET HER GO RIGHT NOW!
  GAME'S OVER, BUDDY.
  I KNOW YOU'RE WORKING FOR
  THE NEGAVERSE.
Jedite:
  >>  THERE'S A MISTAKE.
Sailor Moon:
  >>  NO MISTAKE.
  I'M SAILOR MOON, AND I'M THE
  CHAMPION OF JUSTICE!
  ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I
  RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH
  OVER EVIL!
Jedite:
  >>  WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S
  TIME FOR A WORKOUT, ON HER!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  THEY DIDN'T LOOK THIS
  BIG BEFORE.
Jedite:
  >>  HAVE A GOOD WORKOUT!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  LUNA, GET ME OUT OF
  HERE!
Luna:
  >>  NO, YOU HAVE TO STAND
  AND FIGHT!
  BE BRAVE; YOU CAN BEAT THEM!
  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Sailor Moon:
  >>  WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
Luna:
  >>  YOU HAVE TO SAVE MISS
  HARUNA!
Sailor Moon:
  >>  RIGHT!
  SHE'S STILL IN THERE!
  YOU GUYS NEED AN ATTITUDE
  ADJUSTMENT.
  MOON TIARA MAGIC!
  HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT?
Trainers:
  >>  WHAT HAPPENED?
  I FEEL WOOZY.
Sailor Moon:
  >>  I'M GLAD THEY'RE NOT
  REAL BAD GUYS.
Beryl:
  >>  JEDITE, YOU ABANDONED
  THE PLAN SOONER THAN
  ANTICIPATED.
  I'M DISAPPOINTED.
  HOW WERE WE DISCOVERED?
Jedite:
  >>  I'M NOT SURE.
  BUT SAILOR MOON IS GETTING
  ON MY NERVES!
Serena:
  >>  THIS IS BLISS.
Mom:
  >>  SERENA, ARE YOU ALMOST
  FINISHED?
Serena:
  >>  YEAH.
Mom:
  >>  YOUR BROTHER'S BEEN
  WAITING AWHILE.
Serena:
  >>  I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE.
Mom:
  >>  OKAY.
Sammy:
  >>  I'M NOT WAITING AROUND
  TO TAKE A BATH.
Mom:
  >>  THEN WHY ARE YOU
  WAITING?
Sammy:
  >>  JUST PLAYING A JOKE.
Serena:
  >>  WAHH!
  IT CAN'T BE!
  I DON'T WEIGH 300 POUNDS!
  I BROKE THE SCALE!

"Sailor Moon Says":
Serena:
  STARVING YOURSELF AND
  EXERCISING UNTIL YOU DROP
  ISN'T A SMART WAY TO LOSE
  WEIGHT.
  OUR BODIES CAN'T RUN WITHOUT
  FOOD.
Luna:
  >>  GOOD NUTRITIONAL FOOD.
Serena:
  >>  IF YOU THINK YOU SHOULD
  LOSE WEIGHT, TALK TO SOMEONE
  WHO KNOWS, LIKE A DOCTOR.
  IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.

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