Twoson


They got this name because they weren't first.

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Big, bold, and beautiful!

Peering at the corner of the page, you see the number 5. Flipping quickly through the whole Twoson section, you see it takes pages five through eight.

Twoson. A town of friendliness and warmth, always fresh with new trees and clean air. In fact, Twoson is the only town in all of Eagleland to plant a new tree every day, ever since 199C! Our town is rather homely, with a quant 2,500 citizens, all of whom are courteous and friendly!

Hotel Twoson is the most luxurious hotel in all of Eagleland, with a fairly priced 50 dollars a night. A free copy of the Twoson Tribune will be read to you by a friendly and (pretty much) literate staff member! We get free special channels, such as HBO and ESPN, including ESPN X-The All Monkey Sports channel, exclusive only to the proud citizens of Twoson!

The Cycle Shop of Twoson is completely exclusive to Twoson. Our prices for buying and renting are low, low, low! In fact, the salesperson may even give you a free 1-month rental!

Department Store!

Pictured above is our fashionable Twoson Department Store, all you'll need for your shopping goods! We have a large assortment of stores, such as the Twoson Drug Store, Twoson Toy Store, Twoson Bakery, and Twoson Burger Shop! All of our food is hand-cooked and nutricious! Trust us, you'll never eat better!

Burger Shop:
Fruit Juice-$4
Coffe-$6
French Fries-$8
Hamburger-$14

Bakery
Lucky Sandwich-$128
Skip Sandwich-$38
Cookie-$7
Bread Roll-$12

Drug Store/Toy Store
Cold Remedy-$22
Teddy Bear-$178
Cheap Bracelet-$98
Slingshot-$89
Ribbon-$89
Tee-ball Bat-$48
Baseball Cap-$19
Fry Pan-$56

The Chaos Theatre is, unfortunetly enough, not operating current, because, in early 199X, the Runaway Five, shedualed to run for many years, were paid off. Worry not, however! In a return visit to Twoson, in 199Z, you will see the Chaos Theatre, open once again!

Burglin Park, one of Twoson's most famous attractions, is owned by Mr. Everdred
. Every bit as lovely as the Department Store, Burglin Park is also chock-full of useful items for your every day need, including the Taste of Twoson condiment seller! Bananas here, sold by Mrs. Ima Zlepe are a mere $25 dollars, and Fresh Eggs are a mere $12.

A Taste Of Twoson (condiments)
Jar Of Hot Sauce-$3
Ketchup Packet-$2
Salt Packet-$2
Sprig of Parsley-$2
Sugar Packet-$3
Tin of Cocoa-$4
Carton of Cream-$4

Assorted Goods seller-
Defense Spray-$500
Copper Bracelet-$349
Broken Iron-$149
Broken Spray Can-$189
Travel Charm-$60
Rust Promoter-$89

Food Stand-
Cookie-$7
Can of Fruit Juice-$4
Roll-$12
Cup of Coffee-$6
Lucky Sandwich-$128
Skip Sandwich-$38
Twoson also has a delicious Mach Pizza restaurant! Enjoy hot, fresh, and inexpensive pizza, hand-baked in our ovens! A delicious treat your entire family will enjoy. Available in Small or Large.

Polestar Preschool!

Home of the Psychic Girl world-reknowned, Paula Polestar, this is the perfect place to drop off your children if you have a busy day of work ahead. Three meals and two snacks, all of which are nutricious and healthy. Low, affordable, and inexpensive, Polestar Preschool will be your child's second home (TM).

We hope that you enjoy your stay in Twoson, and please, don't mind the Cranky Ladies, Hippies, or Unassuming Local Guys. They come from Onett, not our gorgeous town. Really!

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