Threed


Biggest graveyard in Eagleland!

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You peer at the corner of the page.. the first page is number 9. Looking quickly through the book, you see it consumes pages 9, 10, and 11.

A map of Threed!

Threed. A town of memerance and honor, often visited to remember golden days with ones who have passes you by. In fact, Threed is the only town in all of Eagleland with a graveyard exceeding 400 bodies! The living people in our town is a small 1,500, all of whom are corteous and friendly!

Threed's graveyard doesn't smell at all, and it's serene, peaceful atmosphere away from the city allows you to soak in the memerances of your long-lost loved ones. Once the graves sprouted zombies, but we assure you, this will never happen again. Trust us!

There have been rumors that there is a city of strange people through the underground road of Threed. These rumors are false! We strongly advise against you entering the underground tunnel, for injuries in the cracks are almost unavoidable.

Tent! Oh boy!

Our four star circus will amuse you with it's antics of.. generous conversations. No circus acts or high strung stuff like that goes on at our circus. Enjoy debates, conversations, making friends, and mocking zombies in your stay!

We have a delicious Bob's Best Bakery, Threed Drug Emporium, and Mach Pizza in the southern part of our town! Enjoy our foods today! Below is a list of the items. As you can see, they are all inexpensive and look delicious!

Bakery:
Cookie-$7
Bread Roll-$12
Croissant-$18
Skip Sandwich-$38
Lucky Sandwich-$128
Fruit Juice-$4
Coffee-$6

Drug Store:
Cold Remedy-$22
Calorie Stick-$18
Toothbrush-$3
Copper Bracelet-$349
Hard Hat-$298
Insecticide Spray-$19
Minor League Bat-$399
Thick Fry Pan-$198
Refreshing Herb-$80
Vial of Serum-$58

Hotel Threed is only 75 dollars a person, and comes with a free copy of the Threed Journal! 100% safe from creepy people, so you'll feel right at home! Also located right next to the bus stop for easy transportation around town!

We hope that you enjoy your stay in our lovely town of Threed!

That's not all! Stapled to the guide, is a little advertisement..

CHEAP! CHEAP! CHEAP! Buy all the latest gadgets at the local arms dealer, located right behind the Mach Pizza!

Toy Air Gun's, only $215!

Bombs, only $149!

Rust Promoters, a mere $89!

Bottle Rockets, simply $29!

Buy now, or be left behind in the technological society!

Back to the guide!

More EarthBound stuff!

Peppy's RPG world, ho!

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