Poem O' The Day


 
I Like My Vagina
I like my vagina, because it's shaped just right
I like my vagina, sometimes I rub it all night
All that dead skin makes it that much more appealing
I touch it all the time, but I don't tire of the feeling
I start feeling up my shoulders, then work my way below
Oh Jesus!  Did I say vagina?  I meant to say elbow!