Check Out My Diction

Okay, okay, I know this is technically a nonsense page,not an education page, but it won't kill you to learn something every now and again. In an attempt to boost the vocabulary of you, the home surfer, I will periodically be posting a word along with the most complete list of its synonyms that I can muster. It's like I always say, chicks dig a guy with ample diction. Speaking of which, I would like to subtitle todays installment "Hog Heaven."

Today's Word:

Penis

  • Dick
  • Cock
  • Wiener
  • Hog
  • Skin Flute
  • Tube Steak
  • Manmeat
  • Member
  • Unit
  • Dork
  • Package
  • Junk
  • One-eyed Monster
  • One-eyed Trouser Snake
  • Manhood
  • Jizlobber
  • Hot Poker
  • Pecker



    If you feel that the list is incomplete, please E-Mail me with suggestions.


Past Words
Obese
Feces