The Pooh Review
Here's a guide to help you decipher the various rankings:
Category 10 1
Wipeability No wiping needed whatsoever Enough wipes to raw up my ass real nice
Solidity Shittin' bricks Holy christ, my bowels are melting!
Girth Was that a damn blimp? I don't recall swallowing a pencil
Pain Blood was spilled Ahh, that was nice
Stinkiness You can actually see the stinkwaves Almost pleasant
Stragglers Very few stragglers The pooh must've fallen asleep
Date: 10/27/99 T.O.P.*: 5 minutes Location: The ol' homestead # of Flushes:5 Wipeability: 5 Solidity: 8 Girth: 8 Pain: 5 Stinkiness: 2 Stragglers: 7 Notes: Well I held this one in for a while, so it had a chance to compact itself rather well, thus increasing its girth and solidity. As for the pain, yes it was quite a wide pooh, but it was rather slick. So it did stretch me out a bit, but nothing too serious.
Date: 10/29/99 T.O.P.: 7 minutes Location: The ol' homestead # of Flushes:4 Wipeability: 3 Solidity: 8 Girth: 7 Pain: 4 Stinkiness: 3 Stragglers: 6 Notes: Once again I was forced to hold this one in for a bit. So it was a bit wider and more solid that it would have been otherwise. But all in all it wasn't a bad dump.
*=Time on pot, approximately