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"If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with
a mosquito in the room."
- Anita Koddick -
Woody Allen:
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying."
Irving Caesar:
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
Mark Twain (1835-1910):
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. --- John Ruskin
Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame. --- Erica Jong
Free will is a gift. Love is a choice. Hate leaves you no choice at all. --- Unknown
Jules Feiffer:
"Maturity is only a short break in adolescence."
Vince Lombardi:
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than
you settled for. --- Maureen Dowd
The right to express our thoughts means something only if we are able
to have thoughts of our own. --- Erich Fromm
"We have too many people who live without working, and we have
altogether too many who work without living."
- Dean Charles R. Brown -
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL
. --- Mae West
Not the senses I have but what I do with them is my kingdom.
--- Helen
Keller
"They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own."
- Antonio Porchi -
Anonymous:
"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening
all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working."
Eric Hoffer:
"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you."
Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
--- Norman Vincent Peale
Steven Pearl:
"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
" We must learn our limits. We are all something, but none of us are
everything. --- Blaise Pascal
The average estimate themselves by what they do, the above average by
what they are. --- Johann Friedrich Von Schiller
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
--- Robert H. Schuller
"Let yourself be open and life will be easier. A spoon of salt in a glass
of water makes the water undrinkable. A spoon of salt in a lake is almost unnoticed." - Buddha -
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
--- Robin Williams
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
--- Garson Kanin
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass on a summer
day listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float
across the sky, is hardly a waste of time.
--- Sir John Lubbock
Andy Rooney:
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things,
but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
Margaret Bonnano:
"It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis."
Barbara Bush:
"War is not nice."
Fred Allen:
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,
then wears dark glasses to
avoid being recognized."
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. --- Doug Larson
Alfred Hitchcock:
"Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it,
as well as contributing to the need for it."
Bill Cosby:
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
The bigger the summer vacation the harder the fall. --- Unknown
Gloria Borger:
"For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news."
"A daydream is a meal at which images are eaten. Some of us are gourmets, some gourmands,
and a good many take their images precooked out of a can and swallow them down whole,
absent-mindedly and with little relish."
- W. H. Auden -
Ronald Reagan:
"Facts are stupid things."
Hubert H. Humphrey (1911-78):
"In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends
upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important
respects, what they seem to be."
Aaron Machado:
"The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist."
Akira Kurosawa:
"In a mad world only the mad are sane."
"A man dies still if he has done nothing, as one who has done much. "
- Homer -
"He who dies with the most toys, still dies." -no fear
Mark Russell:
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
Abraham Lincoln:
"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."