holey shirts and two left shoes
do i look like a hero to you
i try to live up to your demands
but i know i could never be that man
CHORUS:
rich, clean-cut and debonair
with a cool and compassionate stare
a slick-ass stud with a suit and a tie
but i know i could never be your kind of guy
what's wrong with the way i am now
why do you always have to knock me dowm
why can't you like me for who i am
am i that bad or am i just damned
CHORUS:
you know those habits that you find so gross
those are the parts of me that i like most
so i guess we should just say good-bye
cause i know i could never be you kind of guy