| 20 reasons why chocolate is better than sex......... |
| 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. "If you loved me you'd swallow that" has real meaning 3. Chocolate will satisfy even when its gone soft 4. You can safely have chocolate whilest driving 5. You can make chocolate last as long as you like 6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother 7. You can bite the nuts too hard and the chocolate won't mind 8. The word 'commitment' doesn't scare chocolate 9. You can have chocolate ontop of your desk/workbench during working hours, without your co-workers complaining 10.You can ask a stranger for choclate without the fear of having your face slapped 11.The thought of your parents having chocolate won't make you feel sick 12. With chocolate there's no need to fake it 13. Chocolate won't make you pregnant 14. You can have chocolate at any time of the month 15. Good chocolate is easy to find 16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle 17. Your never too young or old for chocolate. 18. Chocolate won't keep your neighbours awake 19. With chocolate size doesn't matter 20. While eating chocolate you won't get hairs in your mouth. |
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| you can tell i ain't getting any! |