Steve Chamberlin is the King of Babble. A summer project of his turned into perhaps the finest shareware game of all time, Tetris Max. A recent convert to vegetarianism, he enjoys liberal usage of the word crapulence. He's also pretty darn good at Scrabble. Steve got married to Danielle in July 1996 - MARRIED!
Hugh Morgenbesser, a.k.a. Big Bread, is one of Steve's former roommates. His juggling acumen is only surpassed by his friendliness and amazing yo-yo ability. If you play Monopoly against him, be nice and let him be the hat.
Paulo Correia was my freshman roommate. Perhaps now best described as a friendly acquaintance, Paulo is world-renowned for his knees. He also performs some very innovative dances. If you don't know who Paulo is, where have you been?
Yevgeny Gurevich is the man who introduced me to Civilization. The Yevmeister epitomizes computer programming. He used to have long hair, which looked pretty strange. A former roommate of Steve and Hugh, he now works in Washington, D.C., and resides in Virginia. Hey, he's pretty wiry!
Danielle (Russell) Chamberlin is not only short, but is also a recent materials science graduate. She used to be a physics major, but thought it might be nice to have a job at some point. She is married to Steve, who happens to be married to her. If you tell her a joke while she is drinking any liquids, stand at a safe distance.
Jake Yara loves to sing and play guitar. An acapella devotee (and MIT Chorallaries alum), Jake throws one wild Halloween party.
Ted Ko (not shown) is actually from Delaware. Despite that, he turned out to be pretty normal (at least compared to other MIT people). He enjoys ultimate frisbee and listening to friends guess how old his sister is. If you have a TV that is broken beyond repair, Ted will be happy to take it off your hands.
Brian Litinsky (not shown) is more widely known as The Tin Man, although he occassionally gets mistaken for the Scarecrow. Brian is a nice guy who'd give you the shirt off his back, even if he wasn't wearing one. He is very proud of his ethnic background (2/3 Polish), but is not famous for his flair for the obvious.