jokes :: ways to annoy your roommate

1. Rearrange his keyboard
2. Take your garbage bins to the laundry room and dump the garbage under his bed
3. Takes pictures of him when he's asleep and stick them on your door.
4. When he's gone, turn all his posters upside down
5. Flip each side of the room. Move all your belongings to his side and all his belongings to your side.
6. If he regularly uses the microwave to heat up drinks, cut a piece from an AOL CD and glue it to the top of the microwave
7. If your roommate is in, leave the room and order a whole bunch of pizzas to your room.
8. While he is asleep set his alarm to ring at 5 in the morning
9. Hug your roommate each time he comes in
10. If he forgets to bring his mobile phone. Change the number of his girlfriend to his parents numbere.
11. Use 3 alarm clocks that go off within 5 minutes of each other. Leave the room after the first alarm. Your excuse is the need to rush to class.
12. Throw all your dirty clothes on his bed
13. Release a stink bomb and pretend to not know anything about it
14. Sleep on your roommates bed if he comes back late
15. Start glueing used coke cans, tissues on the walls.
16. Talk to yourself in bed, studying, whenever he is in the room
17. Meditate near the doorway
18. When he's asleep, invite a friend over to have a water gun fight.
19. Install a disco light to your room
20. Place an idol on your desk and worship it twice a day, morning and night
21. Start a cult group in your room
22. Flood the room. If you have a sink, turn it on and don't come back for a long long time.
23. Make constant coughing and spitting sounds! When he asks what is wrong. Tell him it's SARS!
24. Build things with your trash and place it in the center of the room. Include banana peels with it.
25. Always spray more lysol over his part of the room.
26. Fill a hundred ziplock plastic bags with water. Replace his pillow with that and place the cover on it. Becareful not to accidentally open any while you are doing it
27. (If you can) When the room is cold, turn the A/C higher. When it's hot, turn the heater on.
28. When you're both in the room, start instant messaging him with a different screen name.
29. If he usually starts listening to music when he gets back to room, turn his speakers to max volume.
30. Rearrange his drawers and shelves