We did this funky experiment in Amanda's locker. It was called
"Mating Gummi Bears"
The voluntolds for this experiement were:
Red: She was a rapist
Yellow: Was gay
Green: Normal, heterosexual, civilized gummi bear
Orange: Normal, heterosexual, civilized gummi bear
The red and the yellow were together. The green and the orange
were together. The red and the yellow were in the plain water.
The green and orange were in the watermelon-strawberry Crystal Lite.
Results:
The red one raped the yellow one, and ended up having a kid.
The yellow one didn't want to acknowledge the kid, so he killed it by chopping
it in half. (There were little red chunks floating around in the
Crystal Lite) The liquid they were submerged in smelled icky.
The orange and the green one were civilized. They didn't do anything
nasty in Amanda's locker. It just smelled really, really badly.
We know this may seem inhumane, locking them in Amanda's locker, but
it was for their own good-- the whole future of the Gummi Bear race depended
on it.
We didn't exactly witness the mating ritual, but we know what happened.
We don't know what it involved, but more experiments will be conducted
soon.